Monthly Archives: November 2024

WoodReviewer’s 2024 Advent Calendar

Do you enjoy gifts in the holiday season?  How about useless, virtual tat that you will most likely never actually use but still want because it makes you feel special on the inside? Or do you just want random examples of wood grain from yours truly?  If you said yes to any above, I have some good news. Today I am pleased to announce the unveiling of the official WoodReviewer 2024 Advent Calendar.

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Scary Grain-The Haunt

Hello there Halloween fashion lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Roblox’s most recent event, The Haunt, which should have finished several minutes ago if you have nothing better to do but read my reviews as soon as they are posted. Much like the previous events, this main hub for the event was developed by Twin Atlas, but unlike the pervious events this was was more of a fashion show than badge collection event, with the participating games acting more like a glorified fashion stage than an actual event to complete. This makes my job a little bit harder since I usually review the participating games in events by completing the tasks in a game and reviewing the bad wood grain along the way, but as you don’t need to complete anything in these games there isn’t any reason to visit them. However, I don’t want these games to get off scot free, so I’ve decided on a new way to look at these games: I will have 30 minutes to play them in anyway I want, but if I find any bad wood grain in a game I can stop playing it immediately.

Much like previous events, if I am unable to find bad wood grain before I finish the 30 minutes, that does not mean the game has no bad wood grain, it just means the game was able to hide it from me and it gets a pass for this review.

Oh, and just for some fun, I decided to include how long it took me to find any bad wood grain, and trust me, some of these times are really funny. And with all of that out of the way, let’s get ready for some really scary wood grain.

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