Monthly Archives: April 2023

Listen to the Man with a Dynamite Stick- Destroy a City

Hello fellow elder members of Roblox who use to play Roblox games because it was legitimately one of the best destruction sandboxes out there, WoodReviewer here to take a look at a game that harkens back to the good old days of Roblox where the top game on the entire site was just blowing up massive Simpson’s characters with Destroy a City by SurfaceGlue. I found Destroy a City a few months ago, but for reasons I just never did a review on it, but after being under a bit of stress the last few weeks I decided to find it again because nothing relieve stress quite as well as chopping wood, and seeing as I cut all of my wood up in the fall, blowing up pixels will have to suffice until another tree comes down. So, how was the wood grain in my second favorite stress relief?

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Hidden Frogs- Rainy Vibes

Hello there rain lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Rainy Vibes by YasuYoshida. Now I am sure some of you are confused over what Rainy Vibes is, and through my hour or so of playing it, my best guess is that it is some type of combination between an old style hangout game with some showcase elements mixed in. While it is true that I haven’t reviewed many hangout games in the past, I have reviewed plenty of showcase before, and based on that my expectations of Rainy Vibes could not be any lower. So, will this game live down to my expectations, or will it somehow be even lower?

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A Normal House- Woodland Home Showcase

Hello there showcase lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Woodland Home Showcase by Aerophagia. Originally this intro was going to be a long discussion on how much I love the recent revival of showcases and how they made my job of reviewing wood grain so much easier and how because showcase builders usually have such large egos they usually get really mad when I review their showcases. But then I decided to have a look back at when was the last time I reviewer a proper showcase, and it turns out I haven’t done a proper showcase review in almost three years now. That is honestly kind of shocking with how heavily I used to review showcases back when I was much more consistent with my posting, yet I haven’t done one with my fairly consistent posting this year. So, with this return to form being overdue by almost three years, how is the wood in Woodland Home Showcase?

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Return of the Rabbit- 2018 Egg Hunt Part 14

Hello there disappointed egg hunters of Roblox that are once again disappointed that there isn’t an official Roblox egg hunt this year, WoodReviewer here to continue my look at The Great Yolktales by Fifteam. For those of you who new here, yes, this is honestly Part 14 of my look at a single Roblox event game made a half decade ago now. If you want to read my previous reviews for some reason, here they are. So, how is the wood grain in the sub world of world 4?

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Smrt- Shovelware’s Brain Game

Hello there wannabe Jeopardy players, WoodReviewer here to take a look at a somewhat new and relevant game, Shovelware’s Brain Game by Shovelware Studio. I am a longtime fan of Shovelware studio because despite the fact the studio’s logo is a picture of a banana shoveling poop and the fact their older games were basically Roblox equivalents of the PS2 era of decent by out of place movie tie-in games, those games were unironically better than most series Roblox game, and I would much rather play Minions Adventure Obby: Despicable Forces than Jailbreak.

Anyway, on to the actual game. Shovelware System’s Shovelware’s Brain Game is a basic trivia game filled infront of a live food based studio audience which requires me, a fully grown adult with a college education, to prove my intelligence against a bunch of pre-teens by answering questions about things that occurred before their were born. However, seeing as the entire game is basically just a studio set in a single room, their can’t be that much wood grain, right?

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