Hello Roblox devs who still get upset over the Bloxys being a popularity contest despite the fact that every public voting contest is literally a voting contest, WoodReviewer here today to take a look at the 2019 Bloxy Awards/Stage/Gaming Room thing. Yup, instead of just a poorly lit stage area, this year Roblox gave me an entire theater to make fun of them for having terrible wood grain at. Unfortunately I was unable to watch the Bloxys live as I was away from my computer dealing with some fire wood that desperately needed to be burnt, and I needed to do it. Anyway how was the theater?Continue reading
Hello fellow EBR hate club members, WoodReviewer here today for another look at one of the “amazing” showcases made by one of my top 5 favorite punching bags, the Elite Builders of Robloxia. Now unlike most of my EBR reviews that are me clicking on a random EBR member and then clicking on a random place of theirs that is guaranteed to have improper wood grain because EBR, today’s review was inspired by a follower of mine who goes by the handle @Roblox who requested I take a look at Spring’s Rock by AerialsAbove.
I tend to not do many requests for reviews since I actually have a backlog of like 15 reviews that are done and just need to be typed out since my limiting factor in producing blog posts is how to make reviews different and not all sound like the same word salad each time, but seeing as they don’t Tweet much I felt obligated to do a review for them. So, how was the same?Continue reading
Merry Christmas free gift receivers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 25 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today being the last day of this years calendar, I had no choice but to save the best and most disappointing gift for last. Now I know what you may be wondering: What is more disappointing than a chair you found in your models? Or a stick? Or literally nothing? Well, let me tell you what is the most disappointing thing I’ve ever seen.Continue reading
Jolly holidays holiday celebrators of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for what is my favorite day of my advent calendar every year, day 24, and that stands true for my 2018 Advent Calendar as well. Why is day 24 my favorite, you might ask? Because it is the last day I have to do each year. Which may not make sense seeing as day 25 is still to come, but since I always have the final day prepared in advanced this is my last day I do time wise. But that aside, what is in day 24’s box that I still don’t have a proper name for?Continue reading
Hello uninterested advent calendar openers of Roblox who only read these blog posts but never look at the actual model, WoodReviewer here, and today is day 23 of my 2018 Advent Calendar, and really, take the model, I promise the actual model has stuff in it. Anyway, day 23 today, lets go right to the opening.Continue reading
Hello you, WoodReviewer here for day 22 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today is an important day for two reasons. First, I finally got the hang of WordPress’ new blog format. And second, and most importantly, today was the first day that I did not try to press Pause/Break instead of PrintScreen everytime I took a screenshot for these posts. It only took literally 3 weeks. Anyway, onto the gift.Continue reading
Hello advent calendar blog posts readers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 21 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today marks a very special day for me with my this years advent calendar: It is the first day that I officially have the rest of the days gifts done, meaning for each of the next 4 days I just need to spend 5 minutes writing some obscure word salad, take a few screenshots, and upload the new model to Roblox. Easy. No more spending 2 hours building a shed of 45 minutes making sure the unions for a toilet paper holder are correct. So what is in today’s crate?Continue reading
Hello enthusiastic 2 fans of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for the start of the final 5 day stretch of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Or it will be after tomorrow since there are still 5 gifts left after today, but 25-20 is 5 and math is hard. But you know what isn’t hard? Wood grain. And today’s gift features plenty of it as wood is the general theme of this entire site. So what is today’s gift.Continue reading
Hello eagle-eyed blog readers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 19 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today also marks the first day that WordPress is rolling out their new blog editor, and seeing as how I need to get use to it after using the old editor for 3 years I’m sorry for any formatting issues in this post. But you aren’t hear to listen to me complain about being forced to use updates you don’t want, that’s what the Dev Forum Discord is for. You are most likely here because you misclicked this link on Twitter, but if you are here for some reason to see today’s gift, here it is.Continue reading
Hello advent calendar readers who want a 25 day advent calendar to be finished instead of being abandoned after 15 days even if the finished advent calendar is a low-quality piece of trash, WoodReviewer here for day 18 of my low quality piece of trash. But my low quality piece of trash with proper wood grain. Anyway, what is behind d0or #18 today?