Space Race-Space Miners

Hello SpaceX Mars colonization volunteers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today I am taking a look at Space Miners by Rainbow Games. Now, I am aware of what all of you are thinking, “WoodReviewer, how much wood is there to review in a game about mining in space?” Well, you may be surprised to know that there was a great deal of wood grain to review here, starting with the basic trees.

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Homer-The Simpsons Showcase

Hello Simpson fans who have refused to watch and episode made past season 12, WoodReviewer here, today I am taking a look at The Simpsons Showcase by LukeyBuild. Like most people that are under 50, I grew up watching The Simpsons on TV and really enjoyed the show. And although the exact drop in quality is debatable,  But you know what isn’t debatable? The quality of wood grain within Roblox games.

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I’m even yellow like the show

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Hunting-Roblox Egg Hunt 2017

Hello egg hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. It is that time of year again, when the birds start chirping and bunnies start laying eggs for a week. Yup, is time for the 2017 Roblox Egg Hunt. Or was. The eggs are disabled now since the event is over, and in hindsight I probably should have done this review earlier instead of just sitting on it for two weeks, but oh well. But who made this egg hunt this year? Well it was EBR this year. So how was their wood grain?

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@Work-Work at a Pizza Place

Every once in a while, you need to go back in time and see what you have done and what mistakes you have made. Doing this allows you to not only become a better person, but also to see where you can grow, how you can improve, and where you can go next in life. Fortunately for me, I am Mr. Perfect WoodReviewer so I don’t need to do that, and instead I will help Dued1 improve Work at a Pizza Place, since apparently my t review of it last year was not enough to to get him to fix the wood grain.

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Water World-Fishing Simulator 2017

Hello smelly fisherman of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here, and for those curious yes I know ROBLOX shouldn’t be all capitalized now but it is tough to break a 9 year old habit they you have done in hundreds of Tweets, dozens of blog posts, and thousands of forum posts. But today is not ### time for some rant on minor things involving ROBLOX, today is ### time for a rant involving ### wood grain in a ROBLOX game, more specifically Fishing Simulator 2017 by Adive. You can be sure it is ### 2017 version because I had to scrap my half-done review when ### game completely updated two weeks ago.

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Wooden Planks-Why They Still Suck

Hello fellow texture lovers of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here. Today is a great day for ROBLOX. Atleast for me. Why? Because the wooden plank texture finally got updated on ROBLOX, following some of my advice on why the old texture sucked and how to fix wooden planks.

So what does that mean? Someone is working on textures at ROBLOX.

Why is that important? Because if I find any issues with textures someone will fix them.

Now some of you may be confused, since the new texture update for wooden planks, bricks, and other materials literally went up 5 hours ago at the time I’m writing this, but go on. Play some games. Look at the new textures.

Done? Great. Now lets go over why this texture is better, how it can be improved, and why it got worse.

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