WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 7

Hello there messy hand writers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 7 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. Today’s gift is one of the last tabletop gifts, mainly because the first week is nearly now over and it is time to move onto bigger and better things, until I inevitably run out of ideas at some point and am forced back to doing small tabletop things again.

So, what is today’s gift? Honestly, I don’t know.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 6

Hello there lazy food eaters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 6 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. As we approach the end of the first weeks of this year’s calendar, I really hope those of you who always ask me for examples of proper wood grain are finally starting to understand what the true purpose of this calendar is, aside for providing assets that you can but probably shouldn’t use in your games. Speaking of assets that you shouldn’t use in a game, one of those assets is today’s gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 5

Hello there generous plant lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 5 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. I know yesterday’s double gift may have set expectations a bit higher than they should be today, and sorry to disappoint but there is no way today’s gift will even live up to half of the expectations that the gift yesterday set up. So, what is today’s gift?

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 3

Hello there interested thing havers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 3 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. As we are now officially past the initial start of this years’ calendar, you may notice a theme start to develop in certain gifts within the calendar, or a certain reason that some gifts come on one day and others come on another, and this is because I actually planned the calendar out in advance this year. I know I say that most years, but this year it is actually true. Plus I actually have a better life schedule this year meaning less of these posts will be written in 10 minutes while on a short break from work. Will the improve the quality of writing in these posts? Probably not. But the gifts will improve, such as today’s gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 2

Hello there bottom shelf dwellers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 2 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. Before we get too far into this calendar, I just want to address the fact that some of the images of the calendar this year will be a bit off center and crooked. Usually when I make my calendar I use the camera control hotkeys, “q” and “e” for vertical adjustments, “,” and “.” for panning adjustments, and page up and page down to get the camera to look straight ahead. However, one thing I did not take into account when designing this years calendar to have most gifts be off axis was that this would break my camera control flow. So yeah, sorry, I’ll try and get the images to be as straight as I can, but for not just be content with today’s gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 1

Hello there curious gift receivers who are still here for some reason, WoodReviewer here today with the first gift in the 7th installment of my yearly Advent Calendar. Now based on some comments I received yesterday, some of you are confused as to how an advent calendar works. Now sure why this wasn’t an issue for the past 6 years, but it is an issue now, so I thought now would be a good time to explain it. Every number on the advent calendar corresponds to a day in December, and every day the corresponding door opens and a new gift unveiled. Want an example of this? Well, here is today’s gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar

Do you enjoy gifts in the holiday season?  How about useless, virtual tat that you will most likely never actually use but still want because it makes you feel special on the inside? Or do you just want random examples of wood grain from yours truly?  If you said yes to any above, I have some good news. Today I am pleased to announce the unveiling of the official WoodReviewer 2022 Advent Calendar.

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Chobani Oatmilk-Chobani Oatmilk

Hello there oatmilk lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. If you are like me and have severe insomnia that can only be solved by browsing Reddit on your phone until 5 am, chances are recently you have seen some ads recently for Chobani Oatmilk [Cosmic Race], and if you are like me these ads probably have some interesting questions, such as what is Oatmilk? Why does Chobani have a Roblox game about oatmilk? Why is Chobani advertising this game on Reddit? Why is the same called Chobani Oatmilk as the main name with Cosmic Race as a subtitle? Why is a game themed to oatmilk involve racing cosmic spaceships around rainbow road while dodging giant oatmeal toppings? Is the wood grain good or bad? Most of those questions I can’t answer. The last one, however, I can.

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