Hello there chair enthusiasts of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with my first review of 2019. And coming off of this year’s advent calendar, what is a better game to review than a game based on chairs, which is why I am taking a look at Chair by Elttob. For those of you wondering what is in a game called chair, and whose game play entirely revolves around you sitting in a chair, the game is a chair. Personally, I have been looking forward to reviewing Chair as it is a short game that you can finish in about 30 seconds, and see the entirety of the game in those 30 seconds, unlike the current trend of massive 50+ hour simulator games that take you 10 hours to get out of the starting area. So this should be a nice, short review. Not some 1,500 word odyssey that involves a dozen pictures to inform you why the chair that you can clearly see in the thumbnail has bad wood grain.
So, how does the chair in Chair have bad wood grain? I mean, it isn’t rocket science. Just look at the chair.
Hello there interested train enthusiasts of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with an actual review of a new game. I know, a review of a game that I haven’t reviewed before that isn’t also just making fun of Strobe III. I think this will nearly double my review count for the year. But enough about me, what about the game? What game has piqued my interest enough that I felt the need to have to review it now, stopping everything else I’m doing in the process, after having spent the entire last month making a new review every day. What masterful piece of content could have woken me from my (metaphorical) slumber?
Why a railroad signal box, of course. Specifically Pinewood Signal Box by SetDefault1. While I am by no means a train fanatic, that doesn’t mean I don’t like trains. I have wasted dozen of hours of Google Earth and other satellite imagery sites looking over forgotten railroad paths, and have watched a 30 minute documentary on YouTube of someone walking a long-abandoned railroad in a part of England I’ve never heard of for no apparent reason. So all that, combined with all the attention this place has been getting on Twitter, is why I chose to review it.
So, how it it? Not bad, honestly.
Merry Christmas wood grain lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with the final day of my 2019 Advent Calendar, Day 25. Aside from making the end of this years calendar, today also marks that day that this blog goes back into hibernation for the next year as I don’t make any blog posts out of a mix of laziness and due to a lack of good games to review due to them all either being all smooth plastic or taking 40 hours to review. Probably. Maybe. Or this year may see a new reign of terror start. But enough with that for now, onto the final gift in this year’s calendar. What will it be? A self-aggrandizing picture? Some overly complex gift? Maybe just a stick?
Well, I can say for certain it is not just a stick.
Festive greetings those who live either East of the Atlantic or west of the Pacific, WoodReviewer here, and while today may be Christmas for you it is still December 24th for everyone else, and as such they have to suffer through two more days of my 2019 Advent Calendar. Although if you are here then I guess you still have to suffer through it also, but only for one day, not two.
Moving on from time zones, it is time for day 24 now, and the gift behind the door. Today with pictures!
So, what will it be?
Top of the morning interested toy collecters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for Day 23 of my 2019 Advent Calendar. But much like yesterday, I still don’t have any images for this blog post due to technical issues. But that won’t stop me from making sure a post gets out today. So, what will be in day 23 once I update it when I get home?
Hello there integrated cloud users of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 22 of my 2019 Advent Calendar. Today is a very special day as I am out of town today and the blog post draft I wrote for today never saved, nor did the images for today’s post get uploaded to my cloud, so enjoy today’s post without any images and just a description of what is in each image.
So, what is in the box today?
(Door with a sign on it that says day 22)
Hello there clothing lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 21 of my 2019 Advent Calendar. Today marks the first day that we can see the sky at the top of the calendar, meaning the end is finally nearly here. So with the end of this calendar fast approaching, what is a good gift for today?
Hello fun loving 2 lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 20 of my 2019 Advent Calendar. Today is the 20th day of this Calendar, which means there are only 5 days left, and today is officially the first day that I can say I know for certain what will be in the rest of the days. Are they done yet? No. But I know what they are, so only I will be disappointed when I run out of time to make what I want and leave you with something less good.
Speaking of less good, lets see what is today’s gift.
Hello interested readers of silly blogs, WoodReviewer here for year day of my 2019 Calendar, an event that is truly historic since it will stop occurring after the 2025 edition of my Advent Calendar. And yes, I do enjoy playing the long game with stuff like this. Don’t believe me and just ask GollyGreg how easily I give up on things.
Anyway, day 19. It is behind the door.
Hello curios item openers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 18 of my 2019 Advent Calendar. There are now only 7 days of rambling and 7 more pointless gifts to go in this years calendar, but you already have 17 gifts, which is a lot of gifts. You need a lot of things to put these gifts in for storage. Like a storage box or something. I wonder what might be a good box to help store things in.
Well, do you know what a perfect gift would be?