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Year 4-Work at a Pizza Place

Hello there pepperoni lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for my fourth annual look at Work at a Pizza Place by Dued1. Yup, the classic Pizza Place, a game that is nearly a decade old by this point and has probably made Dued1 enough money to easily live on for the better part of half a decade. A simple game that has remained basically unchanged over the course of its entire existence, but at the same time has had every single part of it updated in some way, shape, or form, or if not atleast looked it to see what needs to be change. Surely if one game on Roblox should have proper wood grain, it should be this one. It has to be this one. There is no other game that should most definitely have proper wood grain as this one.

Right?

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Rudimentary- Strobe III

Hello keyboard purists of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and I am back after an unfortunate accident with a large cat, a hammer, a second smaller hammer, a third large hammer, and a metal ruler that somehow left me completely unharmed. But it broke of the “P” key on my keyboard. And after several long months of dealing with a broken keyboard I have finally gone and invested in something to fix my problem as someone that uses their keyboard for 10+ hours a day, a bottle of super glue to glue my P key back in place.

Now if you are still here after that tech support gore, I’m sure you are interested in what game I decided to start my comeback with. Will it be my long teased review of 2016’s best tycoon, Retail Tycoon? A review of Jailbreak before it fully fades into obscurity? Or another one of my annual looks at Work at a Pizza Place. Well, it was none of those places, but rather a look at last month’s hottest FPS shooter, Strobe III by Team Rudimentality. Now if you have never hear of Team Rudimentality, that is fairly common as until recently they were know mostly for never actually finishing games. However, members of Team Rudimentality have made dozens, and I mean dozens, of games on Roblox, included by not limited to Siege of Quebec, Cannoneers, Be an Egg and be Hunted, Strobe, Siege of Montreal, Junkland, Feed Your Pets, Island, Island II, Island III, Mount of the Gods, Water on Mars, Place Roulette, Super Place Roulette, Siege of Moscow, Chess, Brick Battle Royale, Ignoble, Plastic Pirates, farn, Conquer the World, and Testing. Now while this list is incomplete since Team Rudimentality is kind of all over the place in terms of what is an official game and what exactly is a side project, but I erred on the side of adding too many games to this list for comical purposes.

So, how exactly is Strobe III? Well let us start with our old friend, Mr Crate.

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Hardboiled City Part 3-2018 Egg Hunt Part 10

Hello Fifteam. Its me, WoodReviewer. Did you think I was done with you yet? Sure, this may be part 10 of this egg hunt review, but it is not over. No, it is not anywhere near being over. Ever since the rumors of last years egg hunt being the last custom made egg hunt, I stopped making more reviews. Because I knew that with the next egg hunt I wouldn’t have that much to review, so I saved some more for you guys. So with that in mind, sit back and enjoy part 10 of my look at the 2018 Egg Hunt. And before you ask, no, this is not the final part.

The first new issue I saw was on this sign above the theater with wooden planks. For now, I’m going to ignore the vertical supports on the sides of the wooden panels, since it can be aregued the panels are attached to the front of the planks. I’ll even ignore the wooden panels themselves for not having the correct vertical wood grain since they are a bit taller than they are wide, and just focus on the top face of the wooden planks. Not just the sign panels, but the large wooden beams below them. They all have horizontal wood grain, yet the wood grain on the top face goes from the front to the back of the wood. The top face should follow the front faces and also go horizontally so the wooden planks look like, well, planks.

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Bad-2019 Bloxys

Hello Roblox devs who still get upset over the Bloxys being a popularity contest despite the fact that every public voting contest is literally a voting contest, WoodReviewer here today to take a look at the 2019 Bloxy Awards/Stage/Gaming Room thing. Yup, instead of just a poorly lit stage area, this year Roblox gave me an entire theater to make fun of them for having terrible wood grain at. Unfortunately I was unable to watch the Bloxys live as I was away from my computer dealing with some fire wood that desperately needed to be burnt, and I needed to do it. Anyway how was the theater?

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Dragons-Springs Rock

Hello fellow EBR hate club members, WoodReviewer here today for another look at one of the “amazing” showcases made by one of my top 5 favorite punching bags, the Elite Builders of Robloxia. Now unlike most of my EBR reviews that are me clicking on a random EBR member and then clicking on a random place of theirs that is guaranteed to have improper wood grain because EBR, today’s review was inspired by a follower of mine who goes by the handle @Roblox who requested I take a look at Spring’s Rock by AerialsAbove.

I tend to not do many requests for reviews since I actually have a backlog of like 15 reviews that are done and just need to be typed out since my limiting factor in producing blog posts is how to make reviews different and not all sound like the same word salad each time, but seeing as they don’t Tweet much I felt obligated to do a review for them. So, how was the same?

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WoodReviewer’s 2018 Advent Calenday Day 25

Merry Christmas free gift receivers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 25 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today being the last day of this years calendar, I had no choice but to save the best and most disappointing gift for last. Now I know what you may be wondering: What is more disappointing than a chair you found in your models? Or a stick? Or literally nothing? Well, let me tell you what is the most disappointing thing I’ve ever seen.

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WoodReviewer’s 2018 Advent Calendar Day 24

Jolly holidays holiday celebrators of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for what is my favorite day of my advent calendar every year, day 24, and that stands true for my 2018 Advent Calendar as well. Why is day 24 my favorite, you might ask? Because it is the last day I have to do each year. Which may not make sense seeing as day 25 is still to come, but since I always have the final day prepared in advanced this is my last day I do time wise. But that aside, what is in day 24’s box that I still don’t have a proper name for?

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WoodReviewer’s 2018 Advent Calendar Day 22

Hello you, WoodReviewer here for day 22 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today is an important day for two reasons. First, I finally got the hang of WordPress’ new blog format. And second, and most importantly, today was the first day that I did not try to press Pause/Break instead of PrintScreen everytime I took a screenshot for these posts. It only took literally 3 weeks. Anyway, onto the gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2018 Advent Calendar Day 21

Hello advent calendar blog posts readers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 21 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today marks a very special day for me with my this years advent calendar: It is the first day that I officially have the rest of the days gifts done, meaning for each of the next 4 days I just need to spend 5 minutes writing some obscure word salad, take a few screenshots, and upload the new model to Roblox. Easy. No more spending 2 hours building a shed of 45 minutes making sure the unions for a toilet paper holder are correct. So what is in today’s crate?

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