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Chobani Oatmilk-Chobani Oatmilk

Hello there oatmilk lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. If you are like me and have severe insomnia that can only be solved by browsing Reddit on your phone until 5 am, chances are recently you have seen some ads recently for Chobani Oatmilk [Cosmic Race], and if you are like me these ads probably have some interesting questions, such as what is Oatmilk? Why does Chobani have a Roblox game about oatmilk? Why is Chobani advertising this game on Reddit? Why is the same called Chobani Oatmilk as the main name with Cosmic Race as a subtitle? Why is a game themed to oatmilk involve racing cosmic spaceships around rainbow road while dodging giant oatmeal toppings? Is the wood grain good or bad? Most of those questions I can’t answer. The last one, however, I can.

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Cat Games-raise a floppa

Hello there caracal lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with a look at a recently relevant game for the first time in like a year with raise a floppa by FLOPPA#1. For those of you wondering what is a floppa, how do you raise it, or any of the other dozens if questions you will ask while looking through this review, my advice is to just play the game and I can’t really explain what the game is about in anything that isn’t just even worse word vomit than what I usually write, and the game is fairly forgiving as far as grinding games go and you can probably beat in in 2-3 hours and enjoy the ride. But enough about the game, how is the wood grain in the game?

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Welcome To The Jungle-2018 Egg Hunt Part 13

Hello there egg hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for yet another look at the 2018 Egg Hunt, The Great Yolktales, by Fifteam. For those of you that are new here, yes, I really have been reviewing wood grain since atleast 2018, and yes, I really am making a part 13 to a review for an egg hunt game from 2018. Today I am looking specifically at world 4 of the game, Ruins of Wookong, and for those of you who are new here, yes, I did really make 12 reviews of just the first 3 worlds of the game. Anyway, with the introduction over, how is the wood grain in this level?

Not very good, hence why I am on part 13 of this review.

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Rererereview-Work at a Pizza Place

Hello there pizza lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and I am back once again to take yet another look at Work at a Pizza Place, by Dued1. For those long time readers who are still around for some reason, you may remember my original review of Pizza Place back in 2016, along with my follow up reviews in 2017, 2018, and 2019. Seeing as it has been nearly 2 years since my last look at Pizza Place and that all the stuff that has happened in those last 2 years is mostly over, I felt like it was a good time to resume my annual Pizza Place review, to see if after nearly a decade of being a game and 6 years since my initial review if the wood grain would finally be fixed. So, has it?

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Football Fun-NFL Tycoon

Hello there football lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with something I never thought we would have on Roblox, and official NFL experience. Like an official-official experience, that is made by people who aren’t going to get sued by the NFL for making an NFL experience. This experience is, of course, NFL Tycoon, by Melon Dev. So, with this being an official NFL experience by a large studio of professionals you would expect the wood grain here to be great, with no flaws at all, and this blog post should be nice and short and won’t allow me to find three two of bad wood grain without leaving the initial spawn area.

Well, that is true, because I didn’t find two examples of bad wood grain by the spawn area, but three. The most glaring example being this bench.


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WoodReviewer’s 2021 Advent Calendar Day 25

Hello there gifts lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with the final day of my 2021 Advent Calendar, day 25. Yes, my advent calendar is done for another year and honestly, the quality of this years calendar is probably the best yet. Granted it isn’t good, but when some of my advent calendars in the past had days with nothing in them, I think this years is better. So with the quality of this years calendar at an all-time high, what am I giving to try and end this years calendar on a high note?

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WoodReviewer’s 2021 Advent Calendar Day 24

Hello there TV watchers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 24 of my 2021 Advent Calendar. I’m not sure about everyone else, but day 24 is always my favorite day of my advent calendar, as it means I am almost done with this years calendar, since day 25 is already made and just needs to be published. So with the end of this years calendar so close, what is the second to last gift for this year?

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WoodReviewer’s 2021 Advent Calendar Day 23

Hello there wood cutters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 23 of my 2021 Advent Calendar. With only 3 days left in this years calendar I am sure most of you are excited to see what is in the final days of this calendar, as unlike most of these calendars the quality of the gifts hasn’t tanked yet, so what will today’s gift bring?

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