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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 5

Hello there generous plant lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 5 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. I know yesterday’s double gift may have set expectations a bit higher than they should be today, and sorry to disappoint but there is no way today’s gift will even live up to half of the expectations that the gift yesterday set up. So, what is today’s gift?

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 3

Hello there interested thing havers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 3 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. As we are now officially past the initial start of this years’ calendar, you may notice a theme start to develop in certain gifts within the calendar, or a certain reason that some gifts come on one day and others come on another, and this is because I actually planned the calendar out in advance this year. I know I say that most years, but this year it is actually true. Plus I actually have a better life schedule this year meaning less of these posts will be written in 10 minutes while on a short break from work. Will the improve the quality of writing in these posts? Probably not. But the gifts will improve, such as today’s gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 2

Hello there bottom shelf dwellers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 2 of my 2022 Advent Calendar. Before we get too far into this calendar, I just want to address the fact that some of the images of the calendar this year will be a bit off center and crooked. Usually when I make my calendar I use the camera control hotkeys, “q” and “e” for vertical adjustments, “,” and “.” for panning adjustments, and page up and page down to get the camera to look straight ahead. However, one thing I did not take into account when designing this years calendar to have most gifts be off axis was that this would break my camera control flow. So yeah, sorry, I’ll try and get the images to be as straight as I can, but for not just be content with today’s gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar Day 1

Hello there curious gift receivers who are still here for some reason, WoodReviewer here today with the first gift in the 7th installment of my yearly Advent Calendar. Now based on some comments I received yesterday, some of you are confused as to how an advent calendar works. Now sure why this wasn’t an issue for the past 6 years, but it is an issue now, so I thought now would be a good time to explain it. Every number on the advent calendar corresponds to a day in December, and every day the corresponding door opens and a new gift unveiled. Want an example of this? Well, here is today’s gift.

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WoodReviewer’s 2022 Advent Calendar

Do you enjoy gifts in the holiday season?  How about useless, virtual tat that you will most likely never actually use but still want because it makes you feel special on the inside? Or do you just want random examples of wood grain from yours truly?  If you said yes to any above, I have some good news. Today I am pleased to announce the unveiling of the official WoodReviewer 2022 Advent Calendar.

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Chobani Oatmilk-Chobani Oatmilk

Hello there oatmilk lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. If you are like me and have severe insomnia that can only be solved by browsing Reddit on your phone until 5 am, chances are recently you have seen some ads recently for Chobani Oatmilk [Cosmic Race], and if you are like me these ads probably have some interesting questions, such as what is Oatmilk? Why does Chobani have a Roblox game about oatmilk? Why is Chobani advertising this game on Reddit? Why is the same called Chobani Oatmilk as the main name with Cosmic Race as a subtitle? Why is a game themed to oatmilk involve racing cosmic spaceships around rainbow road while dodging giant oatmeal toppings? Is the wood grain good or bad? Most of those questions I can’t answer. The last one, however, I can.

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Cat Games-raise a floppa

Hello there caracal lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with a look at a recently relevant game for the first time in like a year with raise a floppa by FLOPPA#1. For those of you wondering what is a floppa, how do you raise it, or any of the other dozens if questions you will ask while looking through this review, my advice is to just play the game and I can’t really explain what the game is about in anything that isn’t just even worse word vomit than what I usually write, and the game is fairly forgiving as far as grinding games go and you can probably beat in in 2-3 hours and enjoy the ride. But enough about the game, how is the wood grain in the game?

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Welcome To The Jungle-2018 Egg Hunt Part 13

Hello there egg hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for yet another look at the 2018 Egg Hunt, The Great Yolktales, by Fifteam. For those of you that are new here, yes, I really have been reviewing wood grain since atleast 2018, and yes, I really am making a part 13 to a review for an egg hunt game from 2018. Today I am looking specifically at world 4 of the game, Ruins of Wookong, and for those of you who are new here, yes, I did really make 12 reviews of just the first 3 worlds of the game. Anyway, with the introduction over, how is the wood grain in this level?

Not very good, hence why I am on part 13 of this review.

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