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People-Player Opener

Hello fellow players of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. It is not everyday that I am in a game, mainly because my review schedule has been very poor and I only go in-game to prepare for reviews once or twice a week. But it is even rarer that I am actually featured in a game, like I am in Player Opener by BOF. Now I’m sure some of you are worried about how trying to bribe me with a proper review would influence my review. But worry not; unless the bribe has 4 digits before the decimal point, I am completely unbribable.

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Space Race-Space Miners

Hello SpaceX Mars colonization volunteers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today I am taking a look at Space Miners by Rainbow Games. Now, I am aware of what all of you are thinking, “WoodReviewer, how much wood is there to review in a game about mining in space?” Well, you may be surprised to know that there was a great deal of wood grain to review here, starting with the basic trees.

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Homer-The Simpsons Showcase

Hello Simpson fans who have refused to watch and episode made past season 12, WoodReviewer here, today I am taking a look at The Simpsons Showcase by LukeyBuild. Like most people that are under 50, I grew up watching The Simpsons on TV and really enjoyed the show. And although the exact drop in quality is debatable,  But you know what isn’t debatable? The quality of wood grain within Roblox games.

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I’m even yellow like the show

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