Category Archives: Wood Review

Hunting-Roblox Egg Hunt 2017

Hello egg hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. It is that time of year again, when the birds start chirping and bunnies start laying eggs for a week. Yup, is time for the 2017 Roblox Egg Hunt. Or was. The eggs are disabled now since the event is over, and in hindsight I probably should have done this review earlier instead of just sitting on it for two weeks, but oh well. But who made this egg hunt this year? Well it was EBR this year. So how was their wood grain?

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@Work-Work at a Pizza Place

Every once in a while, you need to go back in time and see what you have done and what mistakes you have made. Doing this allows you to not only become a better person, but also to see where you can grow, how you can improve, and where you can go next in life. Fortunately for me, I am Mr. Perfect WoodReviewer so I don’t need to do that, and instead I will help Dued1 improve Work at a Pizza Place, since apparently my t review of it last year was not enough to to get him to fix the wood grain.

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Water World-Fishing Simulator 2017

Hello smelly fisherman of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here, and for those curious yes I know ROBLOX shouldn’t be all capitalized now but it is tough to break a 9 year old habit they you have done in hundreds of Tweets, dozens of blog posts, and thousands of forum posts. But today is not ### time for some rant on minor things involving ROBLOX, today is ### time for a rant involving ### wood grain in a ROBLOX game, more specifically Fishing Simulator 2017 by Adive. You can be sure it is ### 2017 version because I had to scrap my half-done review when ### game completely updated two weeks ago.

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The Depths-The Quarry

Hello interested miners of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here, and welcome to 2017. Yep, 2016 is now over, and with the new year I decided I wanted to start the year off like how 2016 ended, with a place that has proper wood grain. You know, to set the tone for the year and hopefully review more games with proper wood grain. And, after several days of searching every lead I could find for another game with proper wood grain, I came up empty handed. Guess not everyone can be as good as Tinfoillbot. So with no games with proper wood grain to review I had to settle on something with bad wood grain, and that is how we arrive at The Quarry by Dummiez. Or atleast the winter map for it.

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Best Wood-santas boat ride (OUT NOW!!!)

Hello ROBLOXians waiting for 2016 to end, WoodReviewer here. If you are in a time zone where 2016 already ended, congrats, the suffering is over. If you still have a few hours left, then sorry, a few more sacrifices need to be made to Cthulhu. I still have a few hours left in 2016 as of when this goes up, and I really want to end 2016 on a high note. Yes, that means today is the first review of a game with proper wood grain. But what game has the necessary craftsmanship to outdo Asimo3089, Quenty, and all the other hundreds of games on ROBLOX that fail in not having proper wood grain? santas boat ride (OUT NOW!!!) by Tinfoilbot.

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Trees-Lumber Tycoon

Hello wood cutters of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here. Today it is time to review another classic game on ROBLOX, Lumber Tycoon by Defaultio. As its name indicates, Lumber Tycoon revolves mostly around cutting down trees. As a result, there is plenty of wood grain to review as many of the structures in it are made out of wood. Now, some of you may be confused as why I am reviewing such and old game that is basically put on life support to keep it running. In my eye, any game that that is still earning money somehow is fair game to review, and seeing as how Lumber Tycoon still has a VIP shirt for sale, I consider it fair game.

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