Monthly Archives: December 2016

Best Wood-santas boat ride (OUT NOW!!!)

Hello ROBLOXians waiting for 2016 to end, WoodReviewer here. If you are in a time zone where 2016 already ended, congrats, the suffering is over. If you still have a few hours left, then sorry, a few more sacrifices need to be made to Cthulhu. I still have a few hours left in 2016 as of when this goes up, and I really want to end 2016 on a high note. Yes, that means today is the first review of a game with proper wood grain. But what game has the necessary craftsmanship to outdo Asimo3089, Quenty, and all the other hundreds of games on ROBLOX that fail in not having proper wood grain? santas boat ride (OUT NOW!!!) by Tinfoilbot.

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WoodReviewer’s 2016 Advent Calendar Day 25

Happy Holidays, WoodReviewer here. Today is the final day of my 2016 Advent Calendar, and  it is probably going to be a disappointment just like the rest of the calendar. I hope everyone else is having a fun time visiting relatives, eating meals, and doing everything else that people do over the holidays. For for those reading this on the day it goes up, Christmas day, why are you here instead of with your family? Go. This will still be up in a day or two. Atleast until February if I remember to pay to renew the site for another year. But enough of the small talk. You are all here wondering what is behind the window for the last day of this advent calendar. If you have any final guesses, make them now.

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WoodReviewer’s 2016 Advent Calendar Day 24

Hello panda lovers of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here. Today is the second to last day of my 2016 Advent Calendar. Yup; the end is almost here, and I am still unsure why exactly this is a thing or why it is happening. But it is like 23 days too late to second guess this,  so lets continue the suffering and disappointment with the final two days.

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WoodReviewer’s 2016 Advent Calendar Day 22

Hello sleep lovers of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here, and it is now time for Day 22 of my Advent Calendar. 22 days done, just three to go. Or three to go after today. I believe. Or I could have massively messed something up and have more or less days, but I feel like if I did someone would have told me about the mistake by now. But that is for future me to worry about, current me has to show you a picture of a window.

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WoodReviewer’s 2016 Advent Calendar Day 21

Hello Twitter followers who clicked on this link expecting some humerus meme but will now be disappointed by a mostly serious post on some random model that you won’t care about at all, WoodReviewer here, and today is Day 21 of my Advent Calendar. I’m honestly unsure why people keep reading these posts to find out what I’m giving away since the model is usually updated an hour or two before these posts go lives, but whatever. Onto the window with the day number on it.

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WoodReviewer’s 2016 Advent Calendar Day 20

Hello advent calendar enthusiasts, WoodReviewer here, and it is now day 20 of my 2016 Advent Calendar. Day 20; that just means there are 5 days left. Or 4 until the last day,  which should be the best. But none of you know what will be in day 25, so until then the suspense(?) will continue to build. Well, besides for the one person that knows what will be in day 25. Or I hope she knows. If she doesn’t then she really isn’t that bright.

But enough of the taunting, on to day 20.

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