Monthly Archives: January 2025

Not Forgotten-Tower Defense Simulator

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Hello there tower defense lovers who didn’t want to wait another five years to see my review of the modern version of Tower Defense Simulator, WoodReviewer here with my 2025 review of Tower Defense Simulator by Paradoxum Games. I’m sure some of you are probably wondering why I am deciding to review Tower Defense Sim. I mean, it isn’t exactly uncommon for me to rereview games from my older reviews, but usually I have a reason if it is either tradition, some major update or some other major Roblox event. To be completely honest here, the entire reason I am making this review is because the Tower Defense Simulator hard badge in the recent The Winter Showcase event was super hard and it took me like 10 hours of in-game grinding and attempts to get. Only for the badge to be changed the next day to be much easier. This is a hate review fueled by anger even more than most of my other reviews, which says a lot when I’ve been hate posting for almost a decade now.

So, how is the wood grain in Tower Defense Simulator?

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Itty Bitty Problems-Itty Bitty City

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Hello there city lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with a look at Itty Bitty City by Taco Devs. Itty Bitty City is a fairly simplistic city whose main focus on building out a city rather than micromanaging 40 different small and unfun things to build up your town. Yes, I have been playing another city building game, and no I will not tell you what it is. You will have to just stalk me to see what games I’m playing like a true fan. Back to Itty Bitty City, overall this game is fairly small in the number of building types it has so despite building most of my city over half a year ago it wasn’t going to get a proper review but instead be banished to my “games which have bad wood grain but not enough to warrant a full review because then that review would be too short” folder. But recently the game received a Halloween update 4 months ago and now it has just enough bad wood grain to warrant a full review. So, how is the wood grain in Itty Bitty City?

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A Small Area-Lootify

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Hello there chest lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with with an amazing quest into adventure and loot with Lootify by Yes Madam. For those of you who are unaware, Lootify is and adventure game where you loot dungeons and battle bosses in quest to find epic weapons. However, I don’t care about epic weapons, I just care about wood grain. So, how is the wood grain in Lootify? Not very good.

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Forgotten-Tower Defense Simulator 2019

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Hey there, WoodReviewer here. So if you have been following my reviews of Tower Defense Simulator throughout Roblox’s events this year one thing you may have noticed is that I mention that I had previously reviewer Tower Defense Simulator. I believed this to be true because I have a folder dedicated to it on my PC, I was a fairly high level from it, and I have items from previous events on my account. Recently I was working on a re-review of Tower Defense Simulator and I wanted to go back and reference my old review when I noticed that it was not on my site. This was confusing to me until I went back into my drafts folder and realized I had a 95% completed review from 2019 that was never fully finished or published. I forget why it was never completed, I believe it was due to an Halloween update coming out so I went to play that so it would be included in my review and I kind of just forgot about it for more than 5 years. But at long last, here is my original review of Tower Defense Simulator from 2019.

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A Bad Showing-The Winter Spotlight

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Hello there winter game lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Roblox’s most recent event, the 2024/2025 Winter Spotlight. The Winter Spotlight returned to the classic event formula of actually having to play games to complete the event which means for the better part of the last week I’ve been ignoring my family in order to judge the wood grain of every single game in this event. Or atleast judge as much of the game as is required to complete the event. Unlike most of my reviews where I try to play a game to what I roughly consider to be their completion, I only played the games in this event until I completed the event goals. In some games with dedicated event modes this means I barely played the normal game. As a result any game that gets a pass here only gets a pass for the event. And as for the games that have bad wood grain? Well, a failure is a failure, and that counts.

Is it unfair that not having any bad wood grain doesn’t get a pass while having bad wood grain gets a failure? Yes, because this is my blog and I make the rules as I see fit. Anyway, here is a quick review of every game in the event in whatever random order I played them because that helps me organize the screenshots.

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