Hello there FPS lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with what has historically been a fairly rare thing for me to review, an FPS game, specifically Energy Assault FPS by Typical Games. I won’t go into why I so rarely reviewed FPS games before, but I will just say that I recently upgrade my computer and how I take screenshots for my reviews and as a result getting images for games that lock me into a first person perspective is much easier now. That is really good for me as it lets me create reviews easier than ever before. And for devs this should also be a good thing as I can more easily help them fix what is wrong with their games if they choose to listen to my advice. Anyway, enough of that tangent, how is the wood grain in Energy Assault FPS?
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I Like Trains-Dead Rails
Hello there fellow train lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at a fairly recent hit game on Roblox, Dead Rails by RCM Games. For those of you who are unaware, Dead Rails is a co-op focused survival game where you drive a train to Mexico to escape a zombie outbreak. This game was a bit hard for me to review as I don’t have any friends due to the constant bullying and harassment I do to everyone around me, but thankfully I don’t need to get far in Dead Rails to find the bad wood grain. Do I need to just get to the starting area of the game? No. Do I just need to look at the main lobby where you join the game? No. Dead Rails did me the service of having bad wood grain on the Experience page which really makes my job easy.

Pizza Pizza-Work at a Pizza Place
Hello there pizza lovers of Roblox, WoodReivewer here again for my almost annual review of Work at a Pizza Place by Dued1. For those of you who are unaware, Work at a Pizza Place was the first game I ever properly reviewed and that combined with its continued popularity makes it a perfect candidate to rereview to see if any wood grain ever gets fixed in any game. So, has the wood grain in this classic game improved over the years?
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Wheel of Woodshame-Inkwave’s UGC Homestore
Hello there fellow EBR haters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with my most recent review of the EBR Wheel of Woodshame, this time featuring Inkwave’s UGC Homestore by Inkwave. As it has been a while since my last EBR Wheel of Woodshame I should probably do a quick refresher on what exactly this entails. You see, EBR, also known as the Elite Builders of Robloxia, is an elite group of elite Roblox builders that are known for their elite builds that feature the most elite building possible on Roblox. As a result of them being so elite they should have no problem passing my simple tasks and have nothing but the best possible wood grain in their games. As a result the Wheel of Woodshame is a virtual wheel that isn’t really a wheel but me just clicking on EBR members profiles at random and checking out their showcases for bad wood grain. Does this cause me to feature the more recent members because they are in the front page of the members list and as a result make this less random? Yes. But I never said the wheel was fair. So with that intro out of the way, let’s see how I leave did.
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