Monthly Archives: March 2025

Diggy Diggy Hole-Dig The Backyard

Hello there fellow backyard hole diggers, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Dig the Backyard by brilliant_games. When I first sat Dig the Backyard I instantly was intrigued by it because as a child going outside and digging random holes in my backyard was one of my favorite hobbies. I still have fond memories of getting yelled at for taking shovels out of my garage, then getting yelled at for stealing spoons from the kitchen, and finally being told I have to ask permission to go outside when I stole a hammer. But that isn’t the reason why I was really drawn to Dig the Backyard. No, the real reason I was drawn to it was because in the thumbnail for the game has some mine bracing in its thumbnail. And guess what? The support beam for the roof of the mine had bad wood grain, so I had to take a closer look at the game.

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Mega Bad-The Hunt: Mega Edition

Hello there fellow hat collectors of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for The Hunt: Mega Edition, a mega editions of last year’s The Hunt event, this time with even more bad wood grain. Now that might be a bit unfair to say since this review is just getting underway, but I will say my “The_Hunt_v2_Screenshots” folder that I am using to store all the screenshots of bad wood grain for this hunt is a tad bit over a terabyte so it is safe to say it isn’t going to go well. But you know, perhaps I am being too harsh, maybe like 999 MB of those files are from like 2 games and the rest of them are just fine. We should just give every game the benefit of the doubt and have each one pass my tests on its own.

But what exactly are my tests? Well it is simple: I play each game and complete the objectives for The Hunt, and if I find bad wood grain along the way the game fails. The one caveat with this event is that due to the hidden puzzles most games have I did have to explore more of the games than I have had to in previous events so I did explore more of most games than before. Also as another disclaimer, just because I am unable to find bad wood grain during this event it does not mean a game doesn’t have any bad wood grain, it just means I couldn’t find any in this event. It is entirely there is some more bad wood grain somewhere else but due to the time constraints of the event I don’t have the time to look for it. But don’t worry about that too much, it won’t be a major issue. For now just sit back and enjoy all the bad wood grain that is on full display for this event.

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Caulk And Paint Make A Carpenter You Ain’t-House Tycoon2

Hello there fellow house hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with what should be a fairly short review with House Tycoon 2 by Haza games. Now if you are like me you probably don’t care about this review at all because you are more concerned with the ongoing The Hunt: Mega Edition. And that is exactly why I chose to review House Tycoon 2 this week, a quick an easy review for the week that will not take me too long so I can continue to focus on my stuff for the Mega Hunt review. Anyway let’s move on and get this over with.

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Leftovers-Wood Scraps 1

Hello there Roblox event hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and if you are anything like me you have played way too much Roblox this week trying to complete The Hunt Second Edition. Unlike most of you that are chasing the million bucks, I am chasing all the bad wood grain in the event. However I still want to do a review this week, but don’t want to commit a few hours to finishing up a proper review. That leads me to my newest review type, Wood Scraps. Wood Scraps is a combination of several review short and small reviews that I can’t turn into larger reviews either due me not wanting to commit dozens of more hours to finish a review of a game that may or may not have more bad wood grain, a game being too small for a review, or a game just having a single piece of bad wood grain but I can’t write an interesting review on it other than “lol the sign post has bad wood grain this game sucks.” So be sure to join me for this bite-sized reviews that helps ensure no one feels safe from my wrath.

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Tank Holder-Desert Detectors

Hello there fellow metal detectors who now own the largest tank army in the world, WoodReviewer here today to look at Desert Detectors by Diggin’ Devs. Normally when I make a review the first paragraph is some odd tangent with some kind of cliffhanger before my page break when I really start tearing into a game but Desert Detectors has bad wood grain on its thumbnail so we can skip all pretenses and just go right towards “the wood grain here sucks.”

If you can’t see it, those crates have bad wood grain. They are a bit hard to see in the thumbnail but worry not, the exact same crates are in-game so I was able to get a closer look at them there. The problem with these crates is that they just have bad wood grain everywhere; the vertical, horizontal, and diagonal parts all have bad wood grain.

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