Monthly Archives: July 2025

Air Biome-The Hatch Part 9

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The penultimate biome in my review, the Air Biome was one of the more difficult ones due to the fact you had to do a small obstacle course to get to it. However I was able to complete all of the the games in here at once so they should be consistent.

Bad Cat by CattyApps

The first game in the Air Biome is Bad Cat, a game where you roleplay as a cat whose objective is to destroy the house you live in. If this is the first review you’ve read on The Hatch you might not be familiar with it but a ton of games in this event have bad wood grain on the vertical posts for signs, like this.

Verdict: Fail

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Ice Biome-The Hatch Part 10

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Well, this is the final biome with the final 41 games in this event. Did it take me literally two who days to write and edit these posts? Yes. Will anyone real all of them? Probably not. But now there is definitive evidence that all these games were judged, with many of them knowing what sins they committed.

Mega Mansion Tycoon by Wild Atelier

Another mansion tycoon, this one functions mostly the same as all of the other house building tycoon. The one main exception is that unlike the other ones where you need to progress a bit to find the bad wood grain this one has the bad wood grain right on the front mailbox.

Verdict: Fail

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The Hub-The Hatch Part 11

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So, with 410 places done that you would think that it is time for me to rest. But there is one more game that I need to review before I can call this event done. Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about you Twin Atlas, this is your time to shine.

Now I can’t be too mad at the developers of The Hub. Out of the entire event the Hub was the best part of it by far, especially since only a dozen or so games had actual quests for their eggs. But by now you should realized that I am not satiated by fancy effects or cutscenes and that the only thing that will satisfy me is proper wood grain. So, how is the wood grain here?

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Santa’s House-Egg Hunt 2018 Part 16

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Hello there Hatch haters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with Part 16 of my review of the 2018 Egg Hunt by Fifteam. Now you might be thinking that the fact this is part 16 of my review means the event was terrible with how much bad wood grain it has, and while yes that is true, the length of my reviews have also been inflated since 2018. I used to keep my reviews to around a thousand words and 20 images max, while if you read my reviews of the previous Hunt events you would know that is short for me now. And sure, I could just end the entire review of the 2018 Egg Hunt now with one longer blog post but for reason that will become clear soon I won’t. So with the fact the wood grain was bad already established about 11 reviews ago, what exactly is wrong with the next sub world, Blizzard Valley?

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