Category Archives: ROBLOX Review

Fire Biome-The Hatch Part 8

The Fire Biome is the biome that probably took me more time than any other biome to complete due to starting and stopping it, but that is true for most of the of these biomes.

Conquer The World by Marian_Dev

The first game I completed in the Fire Biome, Conquer the World starts this biome off on a bad foot with having bad wood grain on the pistol grips of the guns that soldiers in-game can carry. It is a bit hard to see since the NPCs are covering most of it up with their hands, but trust me, it is bad.

Verdict: Fail

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Air Biome-The Hatch Part 9

The penultimate biome in my review, the Air Biome was one of the more difficult ones due to the fact you had to do a small obstacle course to get to it. However I was able to complete all of the the games in here at once so they should be consistent.

Bad Cat by CattyApps

The first game in the Air Biome is Bad Cat, a game where you roleplay as a cat whose objective is to destroy the house you live in. If this is the first review you’ve read on The Hatch you might not be familiar with it but a ton of games in this event have bad wood grain on the vertical posts for signs, like this.

Verdict: Fail

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Ice Biome-The Hatch Part 10

Well, this is the final biome with the final 41 games in this event. Did it take me literally two who days to write and edit these posts? Yes. Will anyone real all of them? Probably not. But now there is definitive evidence that all these games were judged, with many of them knowing what sins they committed.

Mega Mansion Tycoon by Wild Atelier

Another mansion tycoon, this one functions mostly the same as all of the other house building tycoon. The one main exception is that unlike the other ones where you need to progress a bit to find the bad wood grain this one has the bad wood grain right on the front mailbox.

Verdict: Fail

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The Hub-The Hatch Part 11

So, with 410 places done that you would think that it is time for me to rest. But there is one more game that I need to review before I can call this event done. Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about you Twin Atlas, this is your time to shine.

Now I can’t be too mad at the developers of The Hub. Out of the entire event the Hub was the best part of it by far, especially since only a dozen or so games had actual quests for their eggs. But by now you should realized that I am not satiated by fancy effects or cutscenes and that the only thing that will satisfy me is proper wood grain. So, how is the wood grain here?

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Santa’s House-Egg Hunt 2018 Part 16

Hello there Hatch haters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with Part 16 of my review of the 2018 Egg Hunt by Fifteam. Now you might be thinking that the fact this is part 16 of my review means the event was terrible with how much bad wood grain it has, and while yes that is true, the length of my reviews have also been inflated since 2018. I used to keep my reviews to around a thousand words and 20 images max, while if you read my reviews of the previous Hunt events you would know that is short for me now. And sure, I could just end the entire review of the 2018 Egg Hunt now with one longer blog post but for reason that will become clear soon I won’t. So with the fact the wood grain was bad already established about 11 reviews ago, what exactly is wrong with the next sub world, Blizzard Valley?

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Mega Bad-The Hunt: Mega Edition

Hello there fellow hat collectors of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for The Hunt: Mega Edition, a mega editions of last year’s The Hunt event, this time with even more bad wood grain. Now that might be a bit unfair to say since this review is just getting underway, but I will say my “The_Hunt_v2_Screenshots” folder that I am using to store all the screenshots of bad wood grain for this hunt is a tad bit over a terabyte so it is safe to say it isn’t going to go well. But you know, perhaps I am being too harsh, maybe like 999 MB of those files are from like 2 games and the rest of them are just fine. We should just give every game the benefit of the doubt and have each one pass my tests on its own.

But what exactly are my tests? Well it is simple: I play each game and complete the objectives for The Hunt, and if I find bad wood grain along the way the game fails. The one caveat with this event is that due to the hidden puzzles most games have I did have to explore more of the games than I have had to in previous events so I did explore more of most games than before. Also as another disclaimer, just because I am unable to find bad wood grain during this event it does not mean a game doesn’t have any bad wood grain, it just means I couldn’t find any in this event. It is entirely there is some more bad wood grain somewhere else but due to the time constraints of the event I don’t have the time to look for it. But don’t worry about that too much, it won’t be a major issue. For now just sit back and enjoy all the bad wood grain that is on full display for this event.

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A Bad Showing-The Winter Spotlight

Hello there winter game lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Roblox’s most recent event, the 2024/2025 Winter Spotlight. The Winter Spotlight returned to the classic event formula of actually having to play games to complete the event which means for the better part of the last week I’ve been ignoring my family in order to judge the wood grain of every single game in this event. Or atleast judge as much of the game as is required to complete the event. Unlike most of my reviews where I try to play a game to what I roughly consider to be their completion, I only played the games in this event until I completed the event goals. In some games with dedicated event modes this means I barely played the normal game. As a result any game that gets a pass here only gets a pass for the event. And as for the games that have bad wood grain? Well, a failure is a failure, and that counts.

Is it unfair that not having any bad wood grain doesn’t get a pass while having bad wood grain gets a failure? Yes, because this is my blog and I make the rules as I see fit. Anyway, here is a quick review of every game in the event in whatever random order I played them because that helps me organize the screenshots.

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Deep Down-2018 Egg Hunt Part 15

Hello there Egg Hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with part 15 of my look at the 2018 Egg Hunt by Fifteam. Originally I was going to make this post back in April but seeing as we actually had a proper hunt this year that didn’t seem necessary. However I didn’t want BuildThomas and the rest of Fifteam to think that I had forgotten about them this year so here I am to review world 5 of The Great Yolktales, The Undernest. So, how is the wood grain in world 5?

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Scary Grain-The Haunt

Hello there Halloween fashion lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Roblox’s most recent event, The Haunt, which should have finished several minutes ago if you have nothing better to do but read my reviews as soon as they are posted. Much like the previous events, this main hub for the event was developed by Twin Atlas, but unlike the pervious events this was was more of a fashion show than badge collection event, with the participating games acting more like a glorified fashion stage than an actual event to complete. This makes my job a little bit harder since I usually review the participating games in events by completing the tasks in a game and reviewing the bad wood grain along the way, but as you don’t need to complete anything in these games there isn’t any reason to visit them. However, I don’t want these games to get off scot free, so I’ve decided on a new way to look at these games: I will have 30 minutes to play them in anyway I want, but if I find any bad wood grain in a game I can stop playing it immediately.

Much like previous events, if I am unable to find bad wood grain before I finish the 30 minutes, that does not mean the game has no bad wood grain, it just means the game was able to hide it from me and it gets a pass for this review.

Oh, and just for some fun, I decided to include how long it took me to find any bad wood grain, and trust me, some of these times are really funny. And with all of that out of the way, let’s get ready for some really scary wood grain.

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More Games-The Games

Hello there game lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and if you are reading this then that means Roblox’s latest event, The Games by Twin Atlas, is probably over. Or maybe it got extended, but I’m not changing what time this post goes up so if it is still going on than that is great.

“But WoodReviewer, what was the event?”

Good question. The Games was a Roblox event that focused around sports game in a non-copyright infringing way where by completing events you were given points to get hats, and you could also join teams for the event and help your team be number one and win a prize. Or join the Foot team because feet. Anyway, there were 50 games in this event, and like The Hunt and The Classic I took a quick look at each and every one of them to look for bad wood grain.

There is one small caveat though. Usually when I review games I review a majority of the game to ensure the game has no bad wood grain. For The Games, there were 50 games to review over a 10 day period, so instead of reviewing the entire game, I just took a look at enough of the game to complete any of the tasks for the event. If I don’t find any bad wood grain in that time, you get a pass. But if I do find bad wood grain, well, that is a fail. Now I’m sure some of you think this is a bit generous but don’t worry, I found enough in my quick look of the games in The Games.

So, let’s start this, shall we?

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