Hello there fellow house hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with what should be a fairly short review with House Tycoon 2 by Haza games. Now if you are like me you probably don’t care about this review at all because you are more concerned with the ongoing The Hunt: Mega Edition. And that is exactly why I chose to review House Tycoon 2 this week, a quick an easy review for the week that will not take me too long so I can continue to focus on my stuff for the Mega Hunt review. Anyway let’s move on and get this over with.

Hello there fellow metal detectors who now own the largest tank army in the world, WoodReviewer here today to look at Desert Detectors by Diggin’ Devs. Normally when I make a review the first paragraph is some odd tangent with some kind of cliffhanger before my page break when I really start tearing into a game but Desert Detectors has bad wood grain on its thumbnail so we can skip all pretenses and just go right towards “the wood grain here sucks.”

If you can’t see it, those crates have bad wood grain. They are a bit hard to see in the thumbnail but worry not, the exact same crates are in-game so I was able to get a closer look at them there. The problem with these crates is that they just have bad wood grain everywhere; the vertical, horizontal, and diagonal parts all have bad wood grain.

Hello there FPS lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with what has historically been a fairly rare thing for me to review, an FPS game, specifically Energy Assault FPS by Typical Games. I won’t go into why I so rarely reviewed FPS games before, but I will just say that I recently upgrade my computer and how I take screenshots for my reviews and as a result getting images for games that lock me into a first person perspective is much easier now. That is really good for me as it lets me create reviews easier than ever before. And for devs this should also be a good thing as I can more easily help them fix what is wrong with their games if they choose to listen to my advice. Anyway, enough of that tangent, how is the wood grain in Energy Assault FPS?

Hello there fellow train lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at a fairly recent hit game on Roblox, Dead Rails by RCM Games. For those of you who are unaware, Dead Rails is a co-op focused survival game where you drive a train to Mexico to escape a zombie outbreak. This game was a bit hard for me to review as I don’t have any friends due to the constant bullying and harassment I do to everyone around me, but thankfully I don’t need to get far in Dead Rails to find the bad wood grain. Do I need to just get to the starting area of the game? No. Do I just need to look at the main lobby where you join the game? No. Dead Rails did me the service of having bad wood grain on the Experience page which really makes my job easy.

Hello there city lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with a look at Itty Bitty City by Taco Devs. Itty Bitty City is a fairly simplistic city whose main focus on building out a city rather than micromanaging 40 different small and unfun things to build up your town. Yes, I have been playing another city building game, and no I will not tell you what it is. You will have to just stalk me to see what games I’m playing like a true fan. Back to Itty Bitty City, overall this game is fairly small in the number of building types it has so despite building most of my city over half a year ago it wasn’t going to get a proper review but instead be banished to my “games which have bad wood grain but not enough to warrant a full review because then that review would be too short” folder. But recently the game received a Halloween update 4 months ago and now it has just enough bad wood grain to warrant a full review. So, how is the wood grain in Itty Bitty City?

Hello there chest lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with with an amazing quest into adventure and loot with Lootify by Yes Madam. For those of you who are unaware, Lootify is and adventure game where you loot dungeons and battle bosses in quest to find epic weapons. However, I don’t care about epic weapons, I just care about wood grain. So, how is the wood grain in Lootify? Not very good.