Hello there FPS lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with what has historically been a fairly rare thing for me to review, an FPS game, specifically Energy Assault FPS by Typical Games. I won’t go into why I so rarely reviewed FPS games before, but I will just say that I recently upgrade my computer and how I take screenshots for my reviews and as a result getting images for games that lock me into a first person perspective is much easier now. That is really good for me as it lets me create reviews easier than ever before. And for devs this should also be a good thing as I can more easily help them fix what is wrong with their games if they choose to listen to my advice. Anyway, enough of that tangent, how is the wood grain in Energy Assault FPS?
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I Like Trains-Dead Rails
Hello there fellow train lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at a fairly recent hit game on Roblox, Dead Rails by RCM Games. For those of you who are unaware, Dead Rails is a co-op focused survival game where you drive a train to Mexico to escape a zombie outbreak. This game was a bit hard for me to review as I don’t have any friends due to the constant bullying and harassment I do to everyone around me, but thankfully I don’t need to get far in Dead Rails to find the bad wood grain. Do I need to just get to the starting area of the game? No. Do I just need to look at the main lobby where you join the game? No. Dead Rails did me the service of having bad wood grain on the Experience page which really makes my job easy.

Pizza Pizza-Work at a Pizza Place
Hello there pizza lovers of Roblox, WoodReivewer here again for my almost annual review of Work at a Pizza Place by Dued1. For those of you who are unaware, Work at a Pizza Place was the first game I ever properly reviewed and that combined with its continued popularity makes it a perfect candidate to rereview to see if any wood grain ever gets fixed in any game. So, has the wood grain in this classic game improved over the years?
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Wheel of Woodshame-Inkwave’s UGC Homestore
Hello there fellow EBR haters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with my most recent review of the EBR Wheel of Woodshame, this time featuring Inkwave’s UGC Homestore by Inkwave. As it has been a while since my last EBR Wheel of Woodshame I should probably do a quick refresher on what exactly this entails. You see, EBR, also known as the Elite Builders of Robloxia, is an elite group of elite Roblox builders that are known for their elite builds that feature the most elite building possible on Roblox. As a result of them being so elite they should have no problem passing my simple tasks and have nothing but the best possible wood grain in their games. As a result the Wheel of Woodshame is a virtual wheel that isn’t really a wheel but me just clicking on EBR members profiles at random and checking out their showcases for bad wood grain. Does this cause me to feature the more recent members because they are in the front page of the members list and as a result make this less random? Yes. But I never said the wheel was fair. So with that intro out of the way, let’s see how I leave did.
Continue readingNot Forgotten-Tower Defense Simulator
Hello there tower defense lovers who didn’t want to wait another five years to see my review of the modern version of Tower Defense Simulator, WoodReviewer here with my 2025 review of Tower Defense Simulator by Paradoxum Games. I’m sure some of you are probably wondering why I am deciding to review Tower Defense Sim. I mean, it isn’t exactly uncommon for me to rereview games from my older reviews, but usually I have a reason if it is either tradition, some major update or some other major Roblox event. To be completely honest here, the entire reason I am making this review is because the Tower Defense Simulator hard badge in the recent The Winter Showcase event was super hard and it took me like 10 hours of in-game grinding and attempts to get. Only for the badge to be changed the next day to be much easier. This is a hate review fueled by anger even more than most of my other reviews, which says a lot when I’ve been hate posting for almost a decade now.
So, how is the wood grain in Tower Defense Simulator?
Continue readingItty Bitty Problems-Itty Bitty City
Hello there city lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with a look at Itty Bitty City by Taco Devs. Itty Bitty City is a fairly simplistic city whose main focus on building out a city rather than micromanaging 40 different small and unfun things to build up your town. Yes, I have been playing another city building game, and no I will not tell you what it is. You will have to just stalk me to see what games I’m playing like a true fan. Back to Itty Bitty City, overall this game is fairly small in the number of building types it has so despite building most of my city over half a year ago it wasn’t going to get a proper review but instead be banished to my “games which have bad wood grain but not enough to warrant a full review because then that review would be too short” folder. But recently the game received a Halloween update 4 months ago and now it has just enough bad wood grain to warrant a full review. So, how is the wood grain in Itty Bitty City?
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A Small Area-Lootify
Hello there chest lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with with an amazing quest into adventure and loot with Lootify by Yes Madam. For those of you who are unaware, Lootify is and adventure game where you loot dungeons and battle bosses in quest to find epic weapons. However, I don’t care about epic weapons, I just care about wood grain. So, how is the wood grain in Lootify? Not very good.
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Forgotten-Tower Defense Simulator 2019
Hey there, WoodReviewer here. So if you have been following my reviews of Tower Defense Simulator throughout Roblox’s events this year one thing you may have noticed is that I mention that I had previously reviewer Tower Defense Simulator. I believed this to be true because I have a folder dedicated to it on my PC, I was a fairly high level from it, and I have items from previous events on my account. Recently I was working on a re-review of Tower Defense Simulator and I wanted to go back and reference my old review when I noticed that it was not on my site. This was confusing to me until I went back into my drafts folder and realized I had a 95% completed review from 2019 that was never fully finished or published. I forget why it was never completed, I believe it was due to an Halloween update coming out so I went to play that so it would be included in my review and I kind of just forgot about it for more than 5 years. But at long last, here is my original review of Tower Defense Simulator from 2019.
Continue readingA Bad Showing-The Winter Spotlight
Hello there winter game lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Roblox’s most recent event, the 2024/2025 Winter Spotlight. The Winter Spotlight returned to the classic event formula of actually having to play games to complete the event which means for the better part of the last week I’ve been ignoring my family in order to judge the wood grain of every single game in this event. Or atleast judge as much of the game as is required to complete the event. Unlike most of my reviews where I try to play a game to what I roughly consider to be their completion, I only played the games in this event until I completed the event goals. In some games with dedicated event modes this means I barely played the normal game. As a result any game that gets a pass here only gets a pass for the event. And as for the games that have bad wood grain? Well, a failure is a failure, and that counts.
Is it unfair that not having any bad wood grain doesn’t get a pass while having bad wood grain gets a failure? Yes, because this is my blog and I make the rules as I see fit. Anyway, here is a quick review of every game in the event in whatever random order I played them because that helps me organize the screenshots.
Continue readingDeep Down-2018 Egg Hunt Part 15
Hello there Egg Hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with part 15 of my look at the 2018 Egg Hunt by Fifteam. Originally I was going to make this post back in April but seeing as we actually had a proper hunt this year that didn’t seem necessary. However I didn’t want BuildThomas and the rest of Fifteam to think that I had forgotten about them this year so here I am to review world 5 of The Great Yolktales, The Undernest. So, how is the wood grain in world 5?
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