Hello readers, WoodReviewer here for a late night edition of my 2018 Advent Calendar as once again the cloud has failed me in not uploading files when I tell it to. Bad cloud. I pay like $20 a month for you to work; why don’t you work. Issues with the weather inside, day 16 of my advent calendar is actually a special way. It is a gift I’ve wanted to give since 2016, but for various reasons I couldn’t get the gift to look right. And you know it looks bad if the gift can’t past my quality control standards for this calendar. At this point I think the bar is buried like 12 feet under ground. So what item could have taken me a whole 3 years to put together?

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Hello enthusiastic baby carers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 15 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Only day days left, and considering how trash the first 15 days of this calendar have been I can’t possibly lower the bar for the final 10 days. So, what is in today’s box?

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Hello excited non-money based crate openers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 14 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Why am I still doing this? I’m not sure, but I am and I won’t stop until it is done. And then will do another one next year and complain about doing it all year long. But enough on how much I hate myself, what is today’s “gift?”

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Hello delicate wood lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 13 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Yes, unlucky day 13, if I thought ahead I would have saved the ladder for today. Or the cat bed and put a model of a black cat on it. Or maybe a mirror. But I didn’t think that far ahead and have all those gifts assigned to days already so you get stuck with something else today. Is it good? No. Is it bad? No. Is it a stick? Not really. So what is it?

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Hello fantastic fence enthusiasts of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 12 of my 2018 advent calendar,  which would make this the official half-way point if I did this calendar properly and had it be 24 days instead of 25. Still, I’m 3 years into this now so it is too late to start switching things up, so lets take a look at what is in day 12.

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Hello fascinating recyclers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and I am probably going to start running out of intros for blog posts fairly soon. Anyway, today is day 11 of my 2018 Advent Calendar, and if you are here from Twitter you probably already know what is inside of it since instead of taking the first image of my blog posts WordPress’s Twitter card generator now takes from a random image in my blog post but since this years advent calendar is already almost halfway over I don’t feel like adjusting my blog’s formats.

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Hello freezing shelter seekers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today is day 10 of my  2018 Advent Calendar, AKA the first day that the order of models for each day in my advent calendar get messed up because I forgot to number them properly so that Roblox studio sorts them properly. So, what is the best way to celebrate such a glorious occasion?

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Hello fellow computer users of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. Have you ever had something that you wanted done for a certain time on a certain day, and fully prepared to do that thing on that day but then be unable to do that thing because your cloud-based storage solution decided to not sync up the stuff that you very specifically told it to sync up? I have. And with that being said, I will give you one guess as to why my Advent Calendar is so late today. Anyway, what is in today’s box?

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Hello loving pet owners of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 8 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Yes, day 8. That means that I am basically a third of the way done with this years calendar. Or, more accurately, you guys are a third of the way done opening it. When you take into account the days gifts I have prepared and how long it took to make the physical virtual calendar I’m closer to being halfway done with all of my work. Still, enough about the future, what about today? What’s in the box?

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Hello fully disappointed gift receivers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. I hope you enjoyed the last few days of disappointment from my 2018 Advent Calendar. Now I know that yesterday was disappointing, but the theme of this year’s calendar is disappointment. So, what can possibly be more disappointing than nothing?

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