Bears-Zoo Tycoon

Hello animal lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today I am taking a look at Zoo Tycoon by Block Evolution Studios. One small thing to note is that by today I don’t actually mean today. I mean like 2 months ago. I forget why I reviewed this place, probably for an event or because it was featured, but for some reason I played though it, got all the images ready for the review, did my normal notes and stuff for a review, and then never did a review. Not sure why I did that, but I feel like it was because I was too busy with my advent calendar, but if I was too busy I’m not sure why I would play a tycoon for 8 hours to beat it and then not spend 45 minutes to write up the actual review. Despite the delay, I went back and double checked the game and it is still the same as when I did the initial set up for the review, so all seems good to make this review now.

So, how is the wood grain in Zoo Tycoon?

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Two Years Later-Work at a Pizza Place

Hello long time fans of publicly shaming people with bad wood grain, WoodReviewer here, and today it is time for me to take my third look at Work at a Pizza Place by Dued1. Pizza Place was the first place that I ever reviewer, due to the combination of my hate of bad wood grain, love of pizza, and intense hatred of Chicago style pizza. Because the place has so much importance to me, I’ve decided to hold an annual review for it, and this year the review actually takes place on the anniversary of the first review, not randomly in the middle of March when I remembered to do it. So, with two years since my first review of it and 11 months since my last review, has Pizza place gotten any better?

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Keep Digging-Treasure Hunt Simulator

Hello Oak Island truthers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today I am taking a look at Treasure Hunt Simulator, by HenryDev. This is the third simulator-based review I’ve done in the last couple of weeks, and honestly I’m not entirely sure what the deal is with these games. However why these games exist is not a philosophical question for me to answer, I am just here to answer the objective question of is the wood grain good or not. So, is the wood grain here good?

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Bad Grain-Cash Grab Simulator

Hello money depleted but Bloxy seat owners of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. Out of money due to spending all of your Robux on a Bloxy seat that will be seen for about half a second during a 2 hour long live stream? Well it is no longer any issue on Roblox as you can now make cash grab games and make the front page the same day. If you don’t believe me, just look at Cash Grab Simulator by Tuning Studios. It is the latest of the recent stream of cash grab games like Jailbreak and Vehicle Simulator that have replace the true classic games of Roblox, such as Escape the Prison Obby for VIP and Drive Down a 100,000,000 Stud Toilet for VIP. As much as those classics will truly be missed, we are in a new era of Roblox and these cash grab simulators have taken hold of the entire front page. So, how is this cash grab simulator?

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Pile-2017 Holiday Event Place: Part 4

Hello fellow GollyGreg haters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for what should be part 4, and the final part, of my incredibly long review of Mountaineers by GollyGreg, because who else could cause me to create a review with 40+ images and more than 4,500 words than good old Greg. If for some reason you want to see the 3,000+ words worth of reviews from the previous reviews, feel free to check out parts part 1, part 2, and part 3 of this needlessly long review, if for some reason you haven’t done so already. But those reviews are in the past, it is now time for part 3 of this mega review. With all the bad wood grain from the other reviews, I can’t possibly have that much new and unique examples of bad wood grain to show off, right?

Well, maybe. But if the improper wood grain at the entrance to Scrooge’s mansion is anything to go by, there is still plenty more to show before this review ends.

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Garbage-2017 Holiday Event Place: Part 3

Hello fellow GollyGreg haters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and welcome back to part 3 of my review of the 2017 Holiday Event Place,  Mountaineers, by GollyGreg and other people who are not my sworn enemies in life. This is part 3 of this review, because the amount of bad wood grain here is monumental. If you want to look at the rest of the bad wood grain here, be sure to check out part 1 and part 2 of my reviews. But it is now time to continue my bashing of GollyGreg, so here it goes.

Well, almost time. The entrance to the mining area had these cool looking logs with a darker bark outside and lighting wooden inside that looked cool, and they had proper wood grain, so that is one positive.

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Terrible-2017 Holiday Event Place: Part 2

Hello fellow GollyGreg haters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and I really do hate GollyGreg. This isn’t some act or something, I really do hate him. Anyway, today I continue my review of Mountaineers. If you want to see who made it, check out part 1 of my review since like 80 people worked on it. So, where to begin with part two of this review? I think I should start where I left off with part one, at the main town area at the bottom of the mountain.

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Usually when I to these large promo shots at the start of my reviews, they tend to be harmless beauty shots of a game. Images that I think are cool and I usually have nothing to criticize. That isn’t the case here, because the combined forces of GollyGreg, Beeism, and EBR are too much. This show shows just how bad the wood grain is; the 4 copies of the similar bridge with bad wood grain, the half dozen or so houses with the bad doors and windows, the dozens of light posts, the half dozen benches, and the few signs pointing players towards the next area. There are so many assets with bad wood grain here repeated so many times that I can’t help but point them all out.

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Massive-2017 Holiday Event Place: Part 1

Hello fellow Robloxians who hate GollyGreg, WoodReviewer here, and today is part 1 of my look at the 2017 holiday event game Mountianeers by GollyGreg, Beeism, Quenty, Diesoft, MasterOfTheElements, Crykee, TheShipArchitect, FutureWebsiteOwner, and awesomeawesxomeman3. Now this may seem like an unusually large list of people to work on a game, but don’t worry, this will be an unusually long review of a game, hence the fact this is only part 1. Honestly, I did not intend to make this a multipart review. However, after I finished capturing the bad wood grain in the game, I decided I would need to make it a multipart review based on the fact my PC’s fan appeared to be trying to take off due to the amount of screenshots I had prepared. But honestly, what could be expected when GollyGreg, Beeism, GollyGreg, Quenty, the former owner of EBR, and GollyGreg work on a game together?

I know one thing that can be expected: A lot of improper wood grain.

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