Hello turnip cleaners of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today I am taking a look at Cleaning Simulator by BRIBBLECO™ games. Cleaning simulator is a game.
No, that last sentence was not cut off, that is just the only way to describe a game where a walking turnip rolls around as a ball cleaning up dirt while listening to Shrek remixes in the background. But one thing that you can describe the game as is texture-less.
Or atleast Roblox texture-less.
A majority of the game, down to the grass, uses either smooth plastic or some custom texture. And what texture is missing? Wood.
And wood planks.
So, with no wood grain, what am I here to review? The tree bark.
As you can see, for the trunk and the branches of the tree the bark texture wraps around the tree. Aside for one branch of some trees, where the texture goes along the length of the branch. And only on the bottom side of the brick. And to be honest I’m not sure how you can get that to happen by accident when only using one texture, but my job is not to explain why, but to just review.
And so I am reviewing, and because of the improper bark on the trees I declare the game to be terrible and no one should play it ever. Because it is a bad game and poorly made.