Monthly Archives: June 2025

Bits and Pieces-Wood Scraps 2

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Hello there small game makers of Roblox who are hoping that if their game is small enough they will manage to escape my wrath, WoodReviewer here with the second edition of Wood Scraps. All of you who were here for my previous edition will remember what this is, but for those of you who missed out on Part 1, Wood Scraps is my way to review game that either don’t have enough content to be a proper review, or games that I just don’t have enough time to put into to finish a proper review. Realistically this means that some of these games are games that I just don’t want to play anymore, but this also gives me probably deniability that none of these games fall into the category.

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Even More Horses-Horse Valley

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Hello there horse lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a second look at Horse Valley by Ming Horse Valley, aka SirMing. Now if you are curious why you never saw my first review of Horse Valley that is because it dates back to August of 2016, almost nine years ago. For those hardcore horse game fans out there that have gone back and looked up the review, I’m sorry for saying that you’ve probably never seen it, but for everyone else please stop lying, the review has had less than 50 views in the last five years, I know you haven’t read it.

So, what exactly has changed in the last nine years? Well, for starters most of the game has followed the trends on Roblox to just switch to smooth plastic for everything, so that is something. Take this well from my first review. It has about half a dozen separate issues with it.

Now take a look at the modern version of this well. It is all smooth plastic, so problem solved I guess.

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Completely Random-Randomizer

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Hello there chaos lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with a fairly late review this week. If you are wondering why these reviews have been late these last few weeks it is because now that it is summer I actually have stuff to do outside while the Sun is up. Anyway today’s review is of Randomizer TheBuilderMC’s Group. Now I am sure most of you have never heard of this game, any many of you that have heard of it are confused as to why I am reviewing this game. The honest answer is simply that I didn’t have a good game to review this week and was browsing games earlier today trying to find a game to review. So, what made me want to review Randomizer? Was it the name? Word of mouth? A unique game style? Or was it because the devs added a wooden crate to the thumbnail that has bad wood grain?

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Theme Park HeideLand

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Hello there theme park lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Theme Park HeideLand by Passigames. It is one of the most popular of the current generation of theme park builds that exist on Roblox. Now this review is going to be different from most of my other reviews because as I was scoping out the game and taking a note of every example of bad wood grain I found I came to the startling conclusion that I was quickly approaching 60 images and realized I did not feel like creating another 5,000 word long word wall about a game without anyway to make it cohesive. So instead I am going to treat this like a Roblox event review and just make each ride a pass or fail on if it has proper wood grain or not. Will it be a bit odd? Maybe. Will it also save my fingers? Yes, and ultimately that is all I care about today.

Anyway, this is the map of Heideland, and I will do my best to review these rides in order because I can’t think of a better way to do it.

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