Hello there children who yearn for the mines, WoodReviewer here with yet another game that revolves around mining, this time called simply Mines by Gold Rush Games. As child who was grounded as a child for digging a 3 foot deep hole in their backyard I do see the appeal of these games, however as I’ve grown I now know that there is more to being a good game rather than just digging a hole. Like proper wood grain. And I am here to play Mines and give a proper judgement on if the game has proper wood grain or not and oh the thumbnail shows a pickaxe with bad wood grain on the handle.

Hello there fellow outdoor hikers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at one of the premiere mountain climbing games on Roblox, Broken Bones IV by Zaquille. Now some of you might be wondering might be curious why a mountain climbing game is called Broken Bones but that is because mountain climbing can really dangerous if proper safter procedures are not put into place. Don’t believe me? Let’s just take a look at some of the safety issues on Mount Zquillia.

Hello there third person shooter lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at a game that I feel somehow flies under everyone’s radar despite the fact it constantly has a player count into 5 digits and has been features in two Roblox events, Murderers vs Sheriffs Duels by Red21 Games. For those of you who have never played Murderers vs Sheriffs Duels, it is a PvP third person shooter game where you basically get the knife that murders use in murder games and the gun uses by sheriffs in the same murder games. So, why is it called Murderers vs Sheriffs if both sides are exactly the same? I can’t answer that question. But do you know what question I can answer?

Hint: It has to do with wood grain.

Hint two: The answer is no.

Hello there fellow Spring planters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at a random game I came across while browsing the Charts page because that is honestly how I come up with about half of the games that I review. This random game is Grow a Garden by DevNamedDavid, who if you don’t recognize was one of the people behind Desert Detectors that I reviewed a few weeks ago. Also Jandel is now involved with this game, which is something that I honestly did not realize until a few minutes ago when I went to grab the link for this game. But let’s ignore him for a minute and just focus on the wood grain. Is it any good?

Hello there showcase lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for a somewhat delayed review of JOODPAKJAI by Tung Official. So, what exactly is JOODPKJAI about? Honestly, I have no clue. The game has 25 person servers but the entire time I only saw 3-4 people sitting on a bench chatting over voice chat, so if I missed some entire hidden part of the game I am sorry. But I am not the only one that should be sorry; the devs should also be sorry for having so much bad wood grain. Is it a bit unfair to bash the game this early into a review? Maybe, but I mean that isn’t really a surprise that I’m bashing a game. Besides, I’m going on like 6 hours of sleep all week this week and am on my third energy drink today as I try and finish this review today, so get ready for an unhinged review. But the real question is, where do I start?

Hello there plugin users of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with part of of my nearly once a decade blog post where someone tries to make a plugin to fix all the issues with wood grain in any game with a single click of a button. Today’s attempt is Wood Grain Tools by FracturedSkies. Also thank you to the 50 people who all tagged me in response to his Tweet, I would have responded with a Tweet but I felt like this deserved a proper review. So, how exactly do you review a plugin? Well I’d like to introduce you to a friend. This is Greg.

Hello there fellow backyard hole diggers, WoodReviewer here to take a look at Dig the Backyard by brilliant_games. When I first sat Dig the Backyard I instantly was intrigued by it because as a child going outside and digging random holes in my backyard was one of my favorite hobbies. I still have fond memories of getting yelled at for taking shovels out of my garage, then getting yelled at for stealing spoons from the kitchen, and finally being told I have to ask permission to go outside when I stole a hammer. But that isn’t the reason why I was really drawn to Dig the Backyard. No, the real reason I was drawn to it was because in the thumbnail for the game has some mine bracing in its thumbnail. And guess what? The support beam for the roof of the mine had bad wood grain, so I had to take a closer look at the game.