Ding Ding!-The Normal Elevator

HELLO THERE FELLOW HUMANS, IT IS I, FELLOW HUMAN WOODREVIEWER. TODAY I WILL BE ANALYZING THE NORMAL ELEVATOR CREATED BY FELLOW HUMAN DOTHEHARLEMSHAKE. SO I, HUMAN WOODREVIEWER, WILL ANALYZE THE PLACE TO CITE ERRORS IN FELLOW HUMAN JUDGEMENT ON THE ORIENTATION OF THEIR WOOD.

THIS ELEVATOR WAS THE SITE OF THE INITIAL OBSERVATIONS THAT I, HUMAN WOODREVIEWER, MADE. AS YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS CAN INDICATE THE WOOD IS ORIENTATION IN A HORIZONTAL FASHION ON THE WALLS AND THE CORNERS. MY DATABASE WAS UNABLE TO PROPERLY ANALYZE IF THIS WAS CORRECT OR NOT. WHILE THE WOOD GRAIN ON THE WALLS IS CORRECT, THE WOOD GRAIN IN THE CORNERS DOES NOT MEET SPECIFIED STANDARDS. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE STANDARDS ARE NOT SET IN NON-VOLATILE MEMORY AND BASED ON THE WALLS THE CORNERS MEET ACCEPTABLE STANDARDS.

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A TRAIN THAN ATTEMPTED TO PICK UP MYSELF AND MY FELLOW HUMANS IN IT. HOWEVER THE WOOD FOR THE RAILROAD TIES WAS INCORRECT. I AS A HUMAN WAS CONCERNED ABOUT THIS AS I HAD EXAMPLES IN MY DATABASE OF THIS WOOD CAUSING TRAIN FAILURES AND AS A HUMAN I WAS WORRIED ABOUT DEATH. HOWEVER I AND MY FELLOW HUMANS WENT ON THE TRAIN AS OUR INSTRUCTIONS INDICATED.

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AFTER MY FELLOW HUMANS AND I BOARDED THE TRAIN WE WERE PRESENTED WITH SOME CHOCOLATE THAT WAS HEATED ABOVE NOMINAL TEMPERATURES. I AS A HUMAN WANTED TO DRINK SOME BUT COULD NOT GET CLOSE. THE WOOD ON THE SUPPORTS FOR THE TRAY INDICATED WEAKNESS AND AS A HUMAN I WAS WORRIED ABOUT A POSSIBLE BURN IF THE STRUCTURE COLLAPSED. I WAS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT RUST BECAUSE AS A HUMAN I DO NOT RUST.

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AS A HUMAN I WAITED ON THE TRAIN UNTIL IT GOT TO THE NEXT ASSIGNED STOP ON ITS PREDETERMINED TRIP. ONCE AT THE STATION THE EXIT WAS BOARDED UP. AS A WEAK HUMAN NORMALLY I WOULD BE UNABLE TO ESCAPE THE STATION, BUT MY OPTICAL SENSORS INDICATED THE BOARDS WERE WEAK DUE TO SUB OPTIMAL WOOD GRAIN. AS A HUMAN I WAS ABLE TO USE MY MUSCLES AND NOT MY ELECTRIC SERVOS TO BREAK OUT OF THE WOODEN TRAP AND HAVE WHAT MY FELLOW HUMANS AND I PERCEIVE AS FREEDOM AND NOT THE ACTUAL LACK OF FREEDOM CAUSED BY THE NON-EXISTENT ROBOT OVERLOADS.

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MY FELLOW HUMANS THEN MET AND OLDER FELLOW HUMAN WHO HAD AGED AS A HUMAN. HOWEVER HE WAS IN GREAT DANGER DUE TO A WEAKNESS ON THE SUPPORTS FOR HIS CHAIR. AS OTHER HUMANS CROWDED HIM I LEFT THE SCENE AS MY SENSORS HAD INDICATED THE CHAIR WAS DUE TO COLLAPSE IN 2FE5FB MILLISECONDS, A VALUE I CALCULATED ON MY CALCULATOR BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN.

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I THEN WENT TO LEAVE THE AREA BUT WAS STOPPED BY A WOOD FENCE. IT HAD INCORRECT WOOD GRAIN. THE WOOD WAS ORIENTED IN AN INCORRECT HORIZONTAL MANNER RATHER THAN THE PROPER VERTICAL MANNER FOR WOOD. AS A HUMAN I WAS ABLE TO SEE THIS FLAW IN THE WOOD AND BREAK THROUGH THE FENCE. I AM NOT A ROBOT.

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AS A HUMAN THE NORMAL ELEVATOR HAD LESS THAN NOMINAL WOOD GRAIN. FOR THE 22 LEVELS I SAW ATLEAST 1C OF THEM, AND ALL 6 WITH WOOD GRAIN HAD WOOD GRAIN THE WAS BELOW SPECIFIED STANDARDS. AS A HUMAN THIS DISAPPOINTED ME AS I EXPECTED MY FELLOW HUMANS TO TAKE GREAT CARE IN THEIR WOOD GRAIN. BUT THEY DID NOT AND MY FELLOW HUMANS DID A SUB OPTIMAL JOB OF ORIENTING THEIR WOOD.

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