Hello there Pressure enjoyers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 5 of my 2025 Advent Calendar. If you can’t tell already, today’s gift revolves around Pressure, specifically their appearance in The Hunt: Mega Edition earlier this year. So, what exactly is the piece of bad wood grain today is dedicated to?
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Hello there toy collectors of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 4 of my 2025 Advent Calendar. As I am still struggling with how best to combine the new format of the gifts this year with my usual format of these blogs, let’s just skip straight to unveiling the actual gift.
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Hello there road trip enjoyers of Roblox, WoodReivewer here with day 3 of my 2025 Advent Calendar. Continuing my theme of fixing wood grain from Roblox’s events, today’s trip focuses on a dusty trip’s inclusion in The Hunt: Mega Edition, specifically this ladder. Although if you scroll down a bit in that blog post you’ll see that Infection Gunfight has the same issues with a ladder as well.
So, what exactly is today’s gift? I mean it is a ladder, I just really need to rethink how I format these blog posts this year since the surprise is mostly ruined in the first paragraph.
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Hello there creepy Halloween lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with day 2 of my 2025 Advent Calendar. If you missed yesterday’s gift, please go back and read it, it will only take a minute. But if you don’t want to and missed the theme of this year’s calendar, the them is I’m tired of devs being lazy and am now fixing their mistakes myself. The inspiration for today’s gift comes from Epic Minigames appearance in the Halloween Spotlight this year with poorly made fence. So what is today’s gift?
Hello there chair lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with yet another advent calendar for those of you who the previous 9 advent calendars didn’t provide enough examples of improper wood grain. Anyway this year’s advent calendar is mainly going to be focusing on fixing examples of bad wood grain that I’ve come across in the various Roblox events that have taken place this year, so where better to start than with the absolute basics?
Today’s gift is inspire by Musical Chairs by Infinity Forge Interactive from my review of The Takeover. So, what is today’s gift?
Continue readingDo you enjoy gifts in the holiday season? How about useless, virtual tat that you will most likely never actually use but still want because it makes you feel special on the inside? Or do you just want random examples of wood grain from yours truly? If you said yes to any above, I have some good news. Today I am pleased to announce the unveiling of the official WoodReviewer 2025 Advent Calendar.
Each day during the 25 days in December leading up to and including Christmas, one of the windows/doors in the calendar will open up, revealing some gift inside. Like real advent calendars, some days you will get something cool. Other days you will get something lame. Some days you might get something that you think is cool at first but then leads to disappointment. Other days will just be leftover stuff I have lying around because I need to open a new window but don’t have time to make something new. My point is don’t get your hopes up for something super special and unique.
But if you want this calendar, you need to hurry up and get it now. Again, the link is right here. Technically you don’t need to get it now since I will probably never take it off sale, even past Christmas, since it is a free model and there will be copies out there anyway. And it also doesn’t affect me if you take it because again, free. And you can’t even gift to others as a gift, but still, take it. And if nothing else, enjoy the advent calendar ride this December.
Hello there scary gamers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here to take a look at every single game in the latest Halloween Spotlight event which should be ending right as I publish this review. As I’ve been doing these reviews for every Roblox event for the past year and a half I feel like everyone should understand the basic concept by now: I play every game in the event until I complete the tasks for the badges, and if I see any bad wood grain while doing the tasks the game fails. Also if I know the game has bad wood grain elsewhere from playing it before I can go on side treks to check if it is still there if I feel like being mean to the developer.
Is it fair? Probably not.
Do I care? No. They should know better by now.
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Hello there event enjoyers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here again to take a look at the most recent Roblox event, The Takeover. If you haven’t heard of this event before I am sorry as it is now over and you can’t play it anymore, but the general gist if it was that there were 48 games you could play to complete 3-4 missions in each game. Each mission rewarded points, and you would then join a clan and pool your points together to earn other points to get on a leaderboard and earn hats. I think. I wasn’t focused on the hats as much as I was reviewing the wood grain in every game so I never dove into the meta game for the event that much. All you need to know is that for this review I am not judging the content of the game, but the wood grain on the game.
So, what exactly are the rules by which I am reviewing each game? Basically I am going to play the games, completing quests until either I beat the final quest or find some bad wood grain. I know normally I do complete all the quests in an event but due to this event being announced during RDC and my associated travel from RDC I’ve just been really short on time this week. That, and combined with the fact I did initially start with trying to complete every quest only to waste 7 hours over the first four days of the event on quests that were either bugged, not working, or that I spent an hour to complete only for the progress not to be saved made my decide that it really wasn’t worth it to complete every quest at the cost of the review words no be very good.
And yes, that does mean I did complete the entirety of every mission in a game where I was unable to find bad wood grain. As always this does come with the disclaimer that “this is not an actual review as I didn’t review the entire game” but that disclaimer will not apply to many games this time around. So, with intros out of the way lets jump straight into the review.
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Hello there not so Elite Builders of Robloxia, WoodReviewer here again to mindless bash some random member of the Elite Builders of Robloxia for not apparent reason other than the fact they are in a group whose name makes it seem like they have a large ego. No I am not bitter. Anyway, today’s unfortunate victim is 05HIJIN and his showcase Midnight in Japan. Is there any real reason to why I choose this game over any others? Not really, this was just the first game I saw after randomly scrolling through the members of EBR. Anyway enough rambling, let’s get onto the actual game.
The first thing that you see when you spawn into the game is this small storage area/abandoned garage area that is full of boxes. There is no wood grain here so I guess that is a good start to the game.
Hello there egg enjoyers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here with my look a The Hatch. Now before we start I just want to get one thing out of the way: This event was massive. It was so massive that while working on it my blog editor started to freeze up while I was barely 20% done with my blog post, so as a result I am breaking it up into several parts based on the biomes each egg is located in, plus another part for the hub world.
Also as a result of the length of these blog, I won’t be able to go over every common issue in depth, so here are some posts on some common issues that I will just breeze over in talking about individual games to save time/word count.
Are they a bit outdated and need to be updated? Probably. But they get the general point across.
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