Monthly Archives: March 2016

Ding Ding!-The Normal Elevator

HELLO THERE FELLOW HUMANS, IT IS I, FELLOW HUMAN WOODREVIEWER. TODAY I WILL BE ANALYZING THE NORMAL ELEVATOR CREATED BY FELLOW HUMAN DOTHEHARLEMSHAKE. SO I, HUMAN WOODREVIEWER, WILL ANALYZE THE PLACE TO CITE ERRORS IN FELLOW HUMAN JUDGEMENT ON THE ORIENTATION OF THEIR WOOD.

THIS ELEVATOR WAS THE SITE OF THE INITIAL OBSERVATIONS THAT I, HUMAN WOODREVIEWER, MADE. AS YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS CAN INDICATE THE WOOD IS ORIENTATION IN A HORIZONTAL FASHION ON THE WALLS AND THE CORNERS. MY DATABASE WAS UNABLE TO PROPERLY ANALYZE IF THIS WAS CORRECT OR NOT. WHILE THE WOOD GRAIN ON THE WALLS IS CORRECT, THE WOOD GRAIN IN THE CORNERS DOES NOT MEET SPECIFIED STANDARDS. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE STANDARDS ARE NOT SET IN NON-VOLATILE MEMORY AND BASED ON THE WALLS THE CORNERS MEET ACCEPTABLE STANDARDS.

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Tax Season-Whatever Floats you Boat

Hello there fellow humans and Max the dog, WoodReviewer here. Apparently in the US it is now tax season. Now, based on the fact that the general age of ROBLOX players is so young and the fact that every year there are horror stories on the Dev forum of people who used DevEx but didn’t realize they have to pay taxes despite the fact they got sent a tax form by ROBLOX, lets go over the basics: You make money, based on how much money you make you send money to the government, and all should be good. However, sometimes the government does an audit in which they go through you taxes to make sure you paid as much as you should. If you are paying your taxes properly this isn’t an issue, but if you aren’t it is.And if you aren’t, you should avoid doing everything possible to get an audit. This includes not bragging on Facebook at how you didn’t pay your taxes, driving around in a Bugatti Veyron with a license plate TXEVDR while claiming you make $10,000 a year, or Tweeting at the IRS saying that they should audit you to find how much money you haven’t been paying.

Similarly, if your place has bad wood grain in it, you should not Tweet at me bragging about how the wood grain in your place hasn’t been audited. And for that reason I will be taking a look at Whatever Floats Your Boat by Quenty. So let’s start. How many pieces of bad wood grain can you see in the image(no repeats)?

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