Merry Christmas free gift receivers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for day 25 of my 2018 Advent Calendar. Today being the last day of this years calendar, I had no choice but to save the best and most disappointing gift for last. Now I know what you may be wondering: What is more disappointing than a chair you found in your models? Or a stick? Or literally nothing? Well, let me tell you what is the most disappointing thing I’ve ever seen.
Yes, a mirror. Or not quite a mirror, but rather what you see in the mirror.
You see, you are all the most disappointing things that I can end this calendar on. There is no way that I can top people that spend weeks learning machine learning for the lulz to make police chasing, spending dozens of hours recreating train models down to the gauges on the engines, or spend hundreds of hours teaching others how to build that don’t understand how wood works.
“But WoodReviewer, wood grain is hard.”
No, no it isn’t. I am mostly incompetent at building, am incredibly slow at it, and even I can use proper wood grain, as evidenced by these models. And it is for this reason that I believe the truly biggest disappointment I can give anyone is the image of any of the professional developers tout there that still do not understand how such a basic texture like wood works.
Also including just a model of GollyGreg as the biggest disappointment would be a bit on the nose.