Hello over-zealous candy lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for what has turned into my longest review ever, both blog count, image count, and word count wise. And after this post, I’ve still only reviewed less than half the game. As much as I do enjoy bashing the 2018 Egg Hunt I do believe that this is just a bit excessive.

The bad wood grain, I mean. That is excessive. These blog posts calling out the improper wood grain are 100% necessary and not at all overkill, no matter how much writing them all is killing my non-existent social life. Today I am continuing my look at Easterbury Canals, continuing where I left off last time by looking at more chairs with improper horizontal wood grain on their legs and back supports. Of course, these chairs are different from the previous sets of chairs I’ve looked at in this map so far, but they still have the same issues as the previous chairs. In addition to the chairs having improper wood grain, the support for the table also has improper wood grain, with horizontal grain instead of vertical wood grain.

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Hello chocolate bunny lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for yet another look at the 2018 Egg Hunt in what is a seemingly endless amount of blog posts on this one event. Today I am taking a look at the Easterbury Canals world. Also, spoiler alert, but tomorrow I will still be taking a look at Easterbury Canals because there is just too much improper wood grain to easily fit it into one post without my site lagging. I mean, I could do a 22 image blog post, but that just seems excessive, even for me.

So where should I start this blog post? How about right at spawn. Looking at a doorway, noticing improper wood grain all without having to move a single inch. No, this is not Deja Vu from the library, the developers just love making my job too easy by letting me point out the same issues in multiple areas. If you want to see the issues with the door, go back and ready part 1 on the library.

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Hello mystical egg collectors of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for another part in my necessarily long and detailed at the 2018 Egg Hunt by Fifteam. Just Fifteam, not Fifteam games or anything, just Fifteam.

Enough on the random thoughts on the team name, lets move onto the actual review of the wood grain, this time, finally, at a map that isn’t Wonderland Grove, Merlin’s swamp. If you are curious how to get to it, just go to Wonderland Grove and hop through the portal, so you’ll have a chance to look at a ton of the improper wood grain throughout the map on your way here. The first issue with the wood grain I saw was this sign, which was about 20 or so studs away from the spawn point. Unlike most signs, the actual post for this sign was correct, probably because it was made out of corroded metal and not wood. However, the top face of the actual wooden sign part of the sign was incorrect, with wood grain that went from the front to back faces of the sign, not from one end to the other like on the front face of the sign.

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Hello lovers of overly detail reviews of sponsored games, WoodReviewer here, again here to take a look at the 2018 Egg Hunt. And again taking a look world 1 of about 50 different worlds, Wonderland Grove. And for those wondering, yes, I will continue doing reviews on the entirety of the game, no matter how long it takes me or how many posts I need. Even if that means that after the egg hunt ends I’m still posting new reviews about it, so be it. After all, stretching out this review into more parts means I get more views, which would be really good for my ad revenue if I actually bothered to run ads. But enough with my very poor money management skills, lets continue to bash this years egg hunt.

Which piece of improper wood grain will be the first target today? Lets start with this thing. It is just so wrong there is no way to properly express how wrong it is.

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Hello pink lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here for the second part of my review of the 2018 Egg Hunt by Fifteam games. For those picking up where we left off at the end of the last review, if you guessed “do a massive series of reviews for each world” then you either have a basic understanding of how much I hate wood grain or played more than 1 world of the egg hunt and saw that there was truly a massive amount of improper wood grain throughout all of the worlds. How much exactly? Well, you’ll see that soon enough But the fact that this is the second, but not final, review, should give you some indication. Also the fact that this is just the first part of a review on a single review should also give you even more indication. But first, lets start off with some good news: I was unable to see any improper wood grain directly behind me when I spawned.

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Hello excited egg hunters of Roblox who are probably disappointed and/or relieved that I didn’t use a silly egg pun to start off this review, WoodReviewer here, and it is that time of year again where everyone’s hands smell like eggs and despite the fact you soak them in bleach the smell of day-old eggs just doesn’t go away, the egg hunt. This year it is the 2018 Egg Hunt because it is 2018, and it is by Fifteam, a group of developers who will probably never work again since this was just a one-off event game they made for Roblox but they had to make a group to pay people out and so that the social media team could do some branding for them even though the brand will likely never do anything ever again.

But enough rambling about the futility of trying to build a brand that will dissolve after the current event is completed, how is the wood grain here? Well, it didn’t take me wrong to fix improper wood grain here. Actually, it took me no time at all as the door you walk through when you first spawn in the game has improper wood grain.

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