Hello gift receivers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today is the sixth day of December 2017, which we all know can only mean one thing: Today it is time to look at Speed Race by MasterDaniel, because I bet a bunch of you thought you were safe from my wrath this month.
Hello history enthusiasts of Roblox, today I am taking a look at history and taking a look at the Time Travel Obby by blockage, which was part of the first set of new featured games for me to bash review. If you are curious as to why the game is no longer featured, it is because the first week for this new sort is over so new victims games have been selected. Now I’m sure I could make some statement about how I am traveling back in time a month to review this game and it was delayed on purpose, but honestly I was just lazy and didn’t get around to writing a review until now.
One thing I like to do in most reviews is to start off with something positive about a game. I like to, atleast, normally there isn’t anything positive to say about most games. However, today I do have one positive: This cylinder on a torch at the start of the obby is correct.
Hello zombie game lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. Normally I put some long-winded side tangent here but today it is pointless because Apoc Rising 2.
Hello ice cream lovers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and apparently today is the fake, made up holiday known as #NationalIceCreamDay. You can tell it is a real holiday because it only exists as a hashtag. So as someone who feels obliged to make a blog post on this very normal day, today I am taking a look at Ice Cream Parlor Tycoon by Zathara.
Hello fellow players of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. It is not everyday that I am in a game, mainly because my review schedule has been very poor and I only go in-game to prepare for reviews once or twice a week. But it is even rarer that I am actually featured in a game, like I am in Player Opener by BOF. Now I’m sure some of you are worried about how trying to bribe me with a proper review would influence my review. But worry not; unless the bribe has 4 digits before the decimal point, I am completely unbribable.
Hello turnip cleaners of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today I am taking a look at Cleaning Simulator by BRIBBLECO™ games. Cleaning simulator is a game.
Hello SpaceX Mars colonization volunteers of Roblox, WoodReviewer here, and today I am taking a look at Space Miners by Rainbow Games. Now, I am aware of what all of you are thinking, “WoodReviewer, how much wood is there to review in a game about mining in space?” Well, you may be surprised to know that there was a great deal of wood grain to review here, starting with the basic trees.
Hello super hero enthusiasts of Robloxia, WoodReviewer here. Sorry for the lack of blog posts over the last few months, I have been busy with things. Secret things. Secret things that are super important. And with that being said, what better way to return from a super important break that a look at Heroes of Robloxia, by Team Super.
Hello egg hunters of Roblox, WoodReviewer here. It is that time of year again, when the birds start chirping and bunnies start laying eggs for a week. Yup, is time for the 2017 Roblox Egg Hunt. Or was. The eggs are disabled now since the event is over, and in hindsight I probably should have done this review earlier instead of just sitting on it for two weeks, but oh well. But who made this egg hunt this year? Well it was EBR this year. So how was their wood grain?
Every once in a while, you need to go back in time and see what you have done and what mistakes you have made. Doing this allows you to not only become a better person, but also to see where you can grow, how you can improve, and where you can go next in life. Fortunately for me, I am Mr. Perfect WoodReviewer so I don’t need to do that, and instead I will help Dued1 improve Work at a Pizza Place, since apparently my t review of it last year was not enough to to get him to fix the wood grain.
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