Category Archives: Wood Review

Derailed-King’s Landing

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Hello there coaster enthusiasts of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here, today I am taking a look at the King’s Landing Amusement Park by Crow_Crow. Some of you may not be aware of this, but when I’m not on the internet complaining about wood grain I enjoy spending my time at amusement parks. Or, more specifically since amusement parks can be a bit expensive to travel to, complaining on the internet about how Cedar Point should give Mean Streak an RMC makeover. But with topper track rather than I-box so it can stay a wooden coaster. However this blog is not about wild coaster speculation or to bash Vekoma giant inverted boomerangs, but to look at wood grain, so lets start with that.

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.000-RBX Dev Offices Part 3

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Hello there over-sized egos of ROBLOX developers, WoodReviewerer here, today it is time to smash more developer egos as I go through the RBX Dev Offices and tell many of the best developers on ROBLOX how much their wood grain sucks. Today it is time to take a look at another six of the offices that the greatest developers on ROBLOX created to showcase their vast building and scripting abilities.

Lets start out with this office by Rovien. The front has a bunch of wood grain,  but the main shutters are fine.

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Rising Tides-River House

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Hello builders of ROBLOX looking for inspiration, WoodReviewer here. Today I am here to inspire you, and to do that I am going to take a look at some of the buildings of great builders in the Elite Builders of ROBLOX and tell you how much those buildings sucks in the latest installment of the EBR Wheel of WoodShame. Today I am taking a look at River House by Electiz. As is tradition with places my water, lets start off by looking at the boat dock.

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Small Games-ETVG Arcade Minigames

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Hello there minigames lovers of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here, today I am take a look at the ETVG Arcade Minigames Deluxe Supreme Super Fun Time by Zomebody and Wsly. For those who are not familiar with what is going on, ETVG is a LP’er on YouTube that makes lets plays of several games, including ROBLOX. For his fans he commissioned a special minigame game on ROBLOX, not too different than minigame servers that have popped up for YouTubers in Minecraft.

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More Horses-Horse Valley

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Hello lovers of equestrian arts, WoodReviewer here, today I am taking a look at Meadows Ranch Horse Valley by SirMing, because apparently there is a large enough demand for horse simulators that there is more than one. They do differ in one respect though; Horse Valley focuses more on competing against other horses in races and steeplechase events, while Meadows Ranch focuses on riding horses around different environments. As a result, Horse Valley only has one map to explore as opposed to Meadows Ranch’s many maps.

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More Offices-RBXDev Office Building Part 2

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Hello there aspiring developers of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here. Even feel daunted trying to get into the Dev Forums? Want to know a secret to get a leg up in trying to make better games? Just use proper wood grain. Most devs don’t know how to do it, or just ignore it completely, and as a result they have wood grain. Want proof? Here are more offices from Dev Forum members, most with bad wood grain. The first office today was made by YasuYoshida.

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Adventure-RoboWling

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Hello fellow adventurers, WoodReviewer here, today I am taking a look at the temple of RoboWling by the RoboWling team, including Luckymaxer, opplo and Simoon68. The game is an unusual adventure game where you start off in a mysterious land of the RoboWling people, a mysterious group who live in a cave and have an great migration to their grand temple.

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Developers!-RBXDev Office Builder Part 1

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Hello assorted developers of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here. Today I am reviewing all of you!. And by all, I mean everyone on the ROBLOX Dev forum. And to further narrow my definition of everyone, those who have submitted an office to the group office project. And who have had their rooms added. And whose rooms I actually look at in this post and review, since this would be a very long post if I did all the rooms today. Plus why do one post when I can lengthen this out over several reviews to fill spots when I need a review. So with the introduction overs, lets look at the building.

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KFC-Lightly Fried Fish Fillets

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Hello Nvidia users with high-end graphics cards, WoodReviewer here, today I am taking a look at Lightly Fried Fish Fillets by Mountebank. Just as a warning, if you have a potato for a computer this game will probably struggle to not catch on fire. The game is fairly pretty, though. Just look at this view of millions of polygons right outside of the tower you spawn in.

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Game Maker-Game Development Tycoon

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Hello future entrepreneurs of ROBLOX, WoodReviewer here, today I am taking a look at Game Development Tycoon by Dominute Games. Yes, another tycoon. I know some people look down at tycoons, but that is not my place to judge. My only place to judge is the wood grain in a place, and all games, even tycoons and obstacle courses, fall under my jurisdiction. So I will review it as a reminder no one can escape my wrath.

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The game starts you off in a small garage where you begin making games. This set up is similar to how I make my reviews, complete with the spare breakfast pizza under the bed.

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